Mortal Kombat Warehouse

Baraka: You challenge me for the tribe?
Baraka: By the rules of the Katka Rakatan!
Baraka: I shall feast on your flesh.

Baraka: What sorcery is this?
Baraka: I would ask you the same, 'Baraka'.
Baraka: You will die first.

Baraka: Can you prove you're one of us?
Baraka: You'll know from the taste of my blades.
Baraka: Spoken like a true Tarkatan.

Baraka: How do we both exist?
Baraka: Time has been broken.
Baraka: Are you my past or future?

Baraka: Tiny Earthrealmer.
Cassie Cage: Size doesn't matter, Baraka.
Baraka: In Outworld, it does.

Baraka: The Chosen One!
Cassie Cage: Stop, you're flattering me.
Baraka: Slaying you will be an honor.

Baraka: YOU defeated Shinnok?
Cassie Cage: Come on over and find out how.
Baraka: As you wish, human.

Baraka: Speak plainly, Goddess.
Cetrion: I will bring Tarkata peace.
Baraka: War is our way of life.

Baraka: Why are you here, Cetrion?
Cetrion: I beg you, obey Kronika.
Baraka: She's no friend to Tarkata.

Baraka: I'll have your brain and heart.
D'Vorah: Dreaming of revenge for your future?
Baraka: Not dreaming, executing.

Baraka: Your kind are vermin, D'Vorah.
D'Vorah: The Kytinn say that of Tarkatans.
Baraka: I will kill you all.

Baraka: There's soon to be a stabbing.
D'Vorah: And you will be the victim, Baraka.
Baraka: Shut up and die, bug!

Baraka: Why come to Outworld?
Erron Black: Why to meet exotic folks like yerself.
Baraka: By 'exotic', you mean 'primitive'.

Baraka: Tarkata hasn't forgotten, Black.
Erron Black: Be wise not to snap my garters.
Baraka: I'll snap your neck.

Baraka: You'll be a good practice dummy.
Frost: I am the future of pain, Baraka!
Baraka: More like future of scrap metal.

Baraka: I hate cold things.
Frost: I am no 'thing', beast.
Baraka: You are meat, Frost.

Baraka: How did you find us?
Fujin: The tribe camped upwind, Baraka.
Baraka: Heads will roll.

Baraka: Earthrealm is still in Tarkata's sights.
Fujin: You would ignore Kitana Kahn's will?
Baraka: We can change her mind.

Baraka: I'll cut you down, Geras.
Geras: Be assured I will rise again.
Baraka: Then I'll dice you to smaller pieces.

Baraka: Have you been impaled?
Geras: In myriad ways, Baraka.
Baraka: I'll try to surprise you.

Baraka: Speak your joke to my face.
Jacqui: Grandmother, what big teeth you have!
Baraka: My Grandmother's were the biggest!

Baraka: Daughter of Earthrealm.
Jacqui: And proud of it, Buckteeth.
Baraka: These teeth will rend your flesh.

Baraka: You've earned Tarkata's loyalty, Jade.
Jade: I only did what was right.
Baraka: It took strength to defy Kotal.

Baraka: I'd think twice about being Kotal's bride.
Jade: And why is that, Baraka?
Baraka: If he betrays Tarkata, you will suffer.

Baraka: If Kitana cheats us, Tarkata will rise.
Jade: She's never shown disloyalty, Baraka.
Baraka: Except to the Kahn who raised her.

Baraka: Outworld will claim Earthrealm.
Jax: Not if I've got anything to say about it.
Baraka: You won't say much without a tongue!

Baraka: We are at war, human!
Jax: Good thing I'm Earthrealm's best soldier.
Baraka: Your head will be Shao Kahn's trophy!

Baraka: Do you know what I am?
Johnny Cage: Cannibal humanoid under-dweller?
Baraka: I am death, you imp!

Baraka: Where are your weapons?
Johnny Cage: My body's my weapon, Fang Face.
Baraka: Ha! Then you fight unarmed.

Baraka: Your skin will make fine leather.
Johnny Cage: It better, I paid enough for it.
Baraka: I'll enjoy wearing you.

Baraka: What are you supposed to be?
Joker: Some call me the Harlequin of Hate.
Baraka: You'll make a good snack.

Baraka: Now I remember you.
Joker: It's awfully hard to forget this face.
Baraka: I plan to wear it.

Baraka: I will flay you for Kotal.
Kabal: It was Kano, not me, that double-crossed him.
Baraka: It's enough you're also Black Dragon.

Baraka: You're no faster than a Tarkatan.
Kabal: Put your money where that big mouth is.
Baraka: I'll put my blades in yours.

Baraka: No one trusts you, Kano.
Kano: Who needs trust when you've got leverage?
Baraka: You have none on Tarkata!

Baraka: What happened to your eye?
Kano: Special Forces bastard took it.
Baraka: I'll take the other one.

Baraka: My people are skeptical.
Kitana: I am not Shao Kahn, Baraka.
Baraka: Words. We need deeds.

Baraka: You offer equal rights to Tarkatans?
Kitana: To Outworlders of all races.
Baraka: Sounds too good to be true, Kitana.

Baraka: Mileena's blood was Tarkatan.
Kitana: She was created to spite me.
Baraka: Shao Kahn improved on the original.

Baraka: We've both drawn Kotal's ire.
Kollector: Yet you were the only one killed.
Baraka: I need no reminder.

Baraka: I can see you're jealous.
Kollector: I should command Shao Kahn's armies.
Baraka: First prove yourself in kombat.

Baraka: Why so confident?
Kollector: I always collect, Baraka.
Baraka: You will leave empty-handed.

Baraka: You'll keep your promises, Kotal.
Kotal Kahn: If not, my life is forfeit.
Baraka: On that we agree.

Baraka: Trust will not come easily.
Kotal Kahn: The wind blows both ways, Baraka.
Baraka: Then we should both be careful.

Baraka: All of Tarkata reveres Jade.
Kotal Kahn: An honor richly deserved.
Baraka: You, on the other hand.

Baraka: How is Shao Kahn not dead?
Kotal Kahn: He escaped as we attacked Kronika.
Baraka: Then we must brace for war.

Baraka: Heir to the Great Kung Lao.
Kung Lao: The family legend precedes me.
Baraka: It ends with your death.

Baraka: Nay aka ratakka tahar kombat.
Kung Lao: All I understood from that was 'kombat'.
Baraka: Then you understand enough.

Baraka: It is a battle of blades.
Kung Lao: My hat's blade has greater range.
Baraka: But you only have one.

Baraka: You move like Reptile.
Liu Kang: My style is inspired by dragons.
Baraka: Can you also spit fire?

Baraka: Say your prayers, monk.
Liu Kang: I'm more of a fighting monk.
Baraka: Then my prayers are answered.

Baraka: I remember our fight at the pier.
Liu Kang: And I the kidnapped Shaolin masters.
Baraka: This time, Raiden won't save you.

Baraka: You belong with the tribe.
Mileena: I belong with my father, Baraka.
Baraka: Your blood is ours, not his.

Baraka: Join us against the Emperor.
Mileena: And forever curtsy to my sister?
Baraka: Better Kitana's partner than Shao Kahn's slave.

Baraka: The Matoka are also a tribe.
Nightwolf: Yes. But we've never fed off war.
Baraka: Now who ignores his past?

Baraka: Our tribes should meet in kombat.
Nightwolf: Why, Baraka?
Baraka: So Tarkata may feast.

Baraka: I despise ghosts.
Noob Saibot: Superstitious Tarkatan.
Baraka: Return to the Ten Hells!

Baraka: What shaman summoned you?
Noob Saibot: The dark one, Quan Chi.
Baraka: Be gone, demon.

Baraka: Kitana demands I make peace with you.
Raiden: Then why fight me, Baraka?
Baraka: I must kill you to achieve it.

Baraka: You are not welcome in Outworld, Raiden.
Raiden: Kitana Kahn says otherwise.
Baraka: She does not speak for Tarkata.

Baraka: You pillaged the tribe's winter lands.
Rain: My soldiers cannot fight on empty stomachs.
Baraka: Their flesh will fill ours!

Baraka: Our armies fought to a draw.
Rain: A testament to my tactical brilliance.
Baraka: Your death will end the stalemate!

Baraka: You look like a warrior.
Rambo: I have scars inside and out.
Baraka: Soon you will have more!

Baraka: Do you also relish kombat?
Rambo: I'd rather give it a rest.
Baraka: You'll have none today, human!

Baraka: My blades will shred your metal.
Robocop: Assaulting an officer is a felony.
Baraka: You won't live to report my 'crime'.

Baraka: What in the Ten Hells are you?
Robocop: The future of law enforcement.
Baraka: Ha! You'll soon be a scrap heap.

Baraka: We've never met in kombat.
Scorpion: Our clans have no quarrel, Baraka.
Baraka: Keep it that way, Scorpion.

Baraka: A ninja against a Tarkatan?
Scorpion: We are Earthrealm's best-trained warriors.
Baraka: Tarkatans are born warriors.

Baraka: I saw you fight in the Koliseum.
Scorpion: Sub-Zero bested me that day.
Baraka: You'll fare no better today.

Baraka: I have a place for you.
Shang Tsung: Stop posturing, Baraka.
Baraka: You can go on the meat cart.

Baraka: Shape-shifter.
Shang Tsung: Wasteland cretin.
Baraka: I prefer 'Wasteland Impaler'.

Baraka: We are warriors, you made us serfs.
Shao Kahn: Better serfs than corpses, Baraka.
Baraka: Not for Tarkatans.

Baraka: Tarkata demands respect, Shao Kahn.
Shao Kahn: You'll get the back of my hand.
Baraka: We are done fearing you.

Baraka: You are alone, Emperor.
Shao Kahn: Outworld rallies to my standard.
Baraka: Even the Shokan desert you.

Baraka: It's possible to win Tarkata back.
Shao Kahn: By washing your feet like Kotal?
Baraka: Learn from his example, Emperor.

Baraka: Accept Tarkatans as equals.
Sheeva: We are all equals in the Kahn's eyes.
Baraka: How about equals in kombat?

Baraka: Did Goro become Onaga's vessel?
Sheeva: Yes, and he nearly scorched Outworld.
Baraka: Has Onaga's power tempted you?

Baraka: Tarkatans are slaves no longer.
Sindel: Kitana has made you servants.
Baraka: We are allies, not servants.

Baraka: Empress Sindel?
Sindel: Grovel and serve me, swine.
Baraka: You'll be served on a platter.

Baraka: So Shao Kahn's replaced me.
Skarlet: He can count on my loyalty.
Baraka: But he'll not repay it.

Baraka: Blood magic's worth nothing.
Skarlet: It's enough to best you, Tarkatan.
Baraka: You underestimate my blades.

Baraka: Your first fight was impressive.
Skarlet: It's why Shao Kahn taught me blood magic.
Baraka: It's become your crutch, Skarlet.

Baraka: You lead your tribe?
Sonya: I'm moving up the ladder.
Baraka: Your death will be warning to them.

Baraka: I will not negotiate.
Sonya: Kitana said you would talk.
Baraka: Not with humans.

Baraka: Your meat smells burned.
Spawn: Try deep-fried in Hellfire.
Baraka: Eh, that passes for edible.

Baraka: Do you bleed?
Spawn: Bring those blades over and find out.
Baraka: I like this test.

Baraka: I'll pick your bones clean.
Sub-Zero: Savagery is no match for skill.
Baraka: The savage eat the skilled.

Baraka: We meet again.
Sub-Zero: It's a long way from the tournament.
Baraka: We can still fight.

Baraka: The Lin Kuei betray Shao Kahn.
Sub-Zero: We owe nothing to him.
Baraka: You will honor Sektor's promises.

Baraka: What did Cage teach you to call me?
Terminator: An ugly motherfucker.
Baraka: I will eat him alive!

Baraka: You've never fought a Tarkatan.
Terminator: If you bleed, I can kill you.
Baraka: Ha! A delusional machine.

Cassie Cage: Just read your file, Baraka.
Baraka: My 'file', Earthrealmer?
Cassie Cage: Idiot's guide to kicking your ass.

Cassie Cage: Those teeth could use a dentist.
Baraka: I pick my own, woman.
Cassie Cage: That explains your gingivitis!

Cassie Cage: Dude! You're so metal, Baraka.
Baraka: Mettle is proved in kombat!
Cassie Cage: Why do I even try with you?

Cassie Cage: My god, pinch me.
Cassie Cage: You're wide awake.
Cassie Cage: Invasion of the body snatchers!

Cassie Cage: No way!
Cassie Cage: I'm totally you, dude!
Cassie Cage: Maybe an Evil Robot Me.

Cassie Cage: Oh cool, mirror match!
Cassie Cage: I love these, Cass, don't you?
Cassie Cage: I know, so meta!

Cassie Cage: One minute you're at Joshua Tree.
Cassie Cage: Next you're fighting demons?
Cassie Cage: Inner demons, looks like.

Cassie Cage: You remind me of someone.
Cassie Cage: Little on the nose, don't you think?
Cassie Cage: Given the situation, no.

Cassie Cage: Beverly Hills High?
Cassie Cage: Class of 2010, valedictorian.
Cassie Cage: Yeah, uh, me too.

Cassie Cage: You're with the good guys, right?
Cetrion: I am steward of Kronika's vision.
Cassie Cage: And here I thought we'd be pals.

Cassie Cage: Wait, you're Shinnok's sister?!
Cetrion: Even Elder Gods have kin.
Cassie Cage: There is, like, no family resemblance.

Cassie Cage: When'll you quit bugging me, D'Vorah?
D'Vorah: Once This One ingests you.
Cassie Cage: You're going hungry today.

Cassie Cage: Here for a rematch?
D'Vorah: A death match, Earthrealmer.
Cassie Cage: Your life insurance paid up?

Cassie Cage: Used to collect bugs like you.
D'Vorah: This One shall return the favor.
Cassie Cage: Good luck pinning me down.

Cassie Cage: This your idea of flirting, Erron?
Erron Black: Easy, sugar, just bein' friendly.
Cassie Cage: This is me swiping left.

Cassie Cage: Lose those guns and what've you got?
Erron Black: Try takin' 'em and I'll show ya.
Cassie Cage: Game on, country boy.

Cassie Cage: Hey there Elsa, what's up?
Frost: Why does everyone call me that?
Cassie Cage: Oh honey, let me help you.

Cassie Cage: Didn't we have this fight?
Frost: It'll end differently, you spoiled princess.
Cassie Cage: Yeah, I'll knock you out cold faster.

Cassie Cage: You said it would be easy, Fujin.
Fujin: Did you think we would come and go like the wind?
Cassie Cage: Yes, I thought that was your whole damned point.

Cassie Cage: Uncle Jax says you two used to hang out.
Fujin: Like Bo' Rai Cho, I enjoy a good time.
Cassie Cage: How are you a demi-god like Raiden?

Cassie Cage: By order of the Special Forces, leave.
Geras: You have no authority over me.
Cassie Cage: My fists beg to differ.

Cassie Cage: Jeez, Geras, gotta kill you again?
Geras: This is my billionth life cycle.
Cassie Cage: Ugh, that sounds exhausting.

Cassie Cage: What's our sparring record?
Jacqui: We're tied, five and five.
Cassie Cage: So this is match point.

Cassie Cage: I'm your commanding officer now.
Jacqui: So when do I get promoted?
Cassie Cage: First, you gotta kick my ass.

Cassie Cage: Long time no spar, Jacqui.
Jacqui: Don't blame ring rust for losing.
Cassie Cage: This Cage doesn't rust!

Cassie Cage: At ease, soldier.
Jacqui: Letting rank go to your head, Commander.
Cassie Cage: Yeah it's the Cage in me.

Cassie Cage: You really pull off that look, Jade.
Jade: My attire is purely functional.
Cassie Cage: Functional isn't the word for it.

Cassie Cage: That bo staff won't touch me.
Jade: It will bruise you, Cassandra.
Cassie Cage: Them's fighting words, Jade.

Cassie Cage: I'm your new drill instructor.
Jax: That's cute, but I don't think so.
Cassie Cage: You'd rather be court-martialed?

Cassie Cage: I know the future looks dark.
Jax: This future is bullshit.
Cassie Cage: Do not let Jacqui hear you say that.

Cassie Cage: Ever dream a Cage would outrank you?
Jax: It's one of my worst nightmares.
Cassie Cage: Boo!

Cassie Cage: Pop Quiz: Worst film you ever made?
Johnny Cage: My flicks only come in awesome or boom.
Cassie Cage: It's amazing I was ever born.

Cassie Cage: Anything you can do, I can do better.
Johnny Cage: I can do anything better than you.
Cassie Cage: No, you can't.

Cassie Cage: What's this all about, Dad?
Johnny Cage: Your Mom bet me you could whip my ass.
Cassie Cage: This is why I'm in therapy.

Cassie Cage: Your agent thinks I should be a big star.
Johnny Cage: Stay away from those Hollywood sleazebags.
Cassie Cage: Present company included?

Cassie Cage: Mom told me all about you, Joker.
Joker: Ooh! She must've been all smiles.
Cassie Cage: At the thought of me killing you, yes.

Cassie Cage: I've seen better cosplay on Hollywood Boulevard.
Joker: What's wrong with my sartorial flare!?
Cassie Cage: Step one: admit you have a problem.

Cassie Cage: Smelled Black Dragon a mile away.
Kabal: You got a nose like a bloodhound.
Cassie Cage: Dude, you've got a B.O. problem.

Cassie Cage: I've won a Black Dragon cage match.
Kabal: Should I be impressed?
Cassie Cage: You'll be another first-round knockout.

Cassie Cage: Throw another shrimp on the barbie.
Kano: You sound like a shit-ass American tourist.
Cassie Cage: Even crooks are critics these days.

Cassie Cage: Just the asshole I've been looking for.
Kano: Now that's no way to greet Uncle Kano.
Cassie Cage: It's the only way.

Cassie Cage: Three strikes and you're dead, Kano.
Kano: I only need two strikes to gut you.
Cassie Cage: Know what? That was Strike Three.

Cassie Cage: What up, Empress Princess?
Kitana: Are Earthrealmers not taught etiquette?
Cassie Cage: Just got no patience for imperial bullshit.

Cassie Cage: We need a girl talk, Kitana.
Kitana: We are women, not girls, Cassandra.
Cassie Cage: Missing the point entirely.

Cassie Cage: Hands where I can see them.
Kollector: There's no profit in surrender.
Cassie Cage: Fine, I'll use deadly force.

Cassie Cage: Earthrealm has nothing for you.
Kollector: My slavers need breeding stock.
Cassie Cage: Automatic no!

Cassie Cage: Your name's just 'Kollector'?
Kollector: Your name means dung heap in my tongue.
Cassie Cage: This is why I hate Outworld.

Cassie Cage: You look surprised.
Kotal Kahn: Where is the champion Raiden promised?
Cassie Cage: Lookin' right at her, Kotal.

Cassie Cage: Earthrealm isn't as divided as you think.
Kotal Kahn: All democracies are doomed to fail.
Cassie Cage: So says the imperialist.

Cassie Cage: Take off the hat, Kung Lao.
Kung Lao: Only if you admit I am greatest.
Cassie Cage: If anyone's the G.O.A.T., it's me.

Cassie Cage: We both have chips on our shoulders.
Kung Lao: I can knock yours off at ten meters.
Cassie Cage: I'll bet two-to-one you can't.

Cassie Cage: Not living up to your family legacy.
Kung Lao: You would be an expert on that, Cage.
Cassie Cage: I set my own standards.

Cassie Cage: Fighting your Revenant was the worst.
Liu Kang: Then why fight me, Cassandra?
Cassie Cage: Let's just say I've got issues.

Cassie Cage: Getting awfully cuddly with Kitana.
Liu Kang: I, uh, don't know what you mean.
Cassie Cage: Just remember, you're Earthrealm's champion.

Cassie Cage: The original Chosen One!
Liu Kang: Please, you embarrass me.
Cassie Cage: I'm only just getting started.

Cassie Cage: Who the hell thought you were a good idea?
Mileena: I was born from the mind of Shang Tsung.
Cassie Cage: That asshole is not right in the head.

Cassie Cage: So technically, you're Kitana's sister?
Mileena: At least until I end her life.
Cassie Cage: Thank God I'm an only child.

Cassie Cage: Man or woman, it doesn't matter?
Nightwolf: Any worthy Matoka can become Nightwolf.
Cassie Cage: I like how your Great Spirit thinks.

Cassie Cage: How do we fix this, Nightwolf?
Nightwolf: Give back our ancestral lands.
Cassie Cage: Wish I was the person who could help with that.

Cassie Cage: Talk about throwing shade.
Noob Saibot: I am Shinnok's wrath.
Cassie Cage: Shinnok is my bitch.

Cassie Cage: You met Mom at the tournament, right?
Noob Saibot: I fought her as Sub-Zero.
Cassie Cage: Don't leave out that she flattened you.

Cassie Cage: My trusting you cost me Mom.
Raiden: How can I ever make amends?
Cassie Cage: I've got a few bad ideas.

Cassie Cage: I answer to the President.
Raiden: You will heed the Elder Gods, Cassandra Cage.
Cassie Cage: For the last time, it's Cassie.

Cassie Cage: Why's the timeline all jacked up?
Raiden: My ancient enemy Kronika returns.
Cassie Cage: Enough with the ancient enemies.

Cassie Cage: How about that. Another wannabe emperor.
Rain: It is not wise to insult a god.
Cassie Cage: That's the least I'm doing to you.

Cassie Cage: So what's your problem with Earthrealm?
Rain: All of its denizens are beneath me, woman.
Cassie Cage: And the award for Most Pretentious Prick goes to.

Cassie Cage: Like all Angelenos, I hate the rain.
Rain: Why hate the rain, Earthrealmer?
Cassie Cage: Everyone forgets how to fucking drive.

Cassie Cage: You're pretty high on yourself, Rain.
Rain: Should I not be? I am a god.
Cassie Cage: You sure you and dad aren't twins?

Cassie Cage: Stop! Or my mom will shoot!
Rambo: Your mother's not even here.
Cassie Cage: Don't worry. She'll find you.

Cassie Cage: This isn't necessary, stranger.
Rambo: Afraid you can't win?
Cassie Cage: Okay. Now it's necessary!

Cassie Cage: I hear you have some new tricks.
Robocop: Your Special Forces has given me upgrades.
Cassie Cage: Show me what you've got!

Cassie Cage: There something wrong, Murphy?
Robocop: My targeting system is a little messed up.
Cassie Cage: We can get that fixed.

Cassie Cage: Don't singe my hair, okay?
Scorpion: Vanity is weakness, Cage.
Cassie Cage: It's a virtue where I come from.

Cassie Cage: Grandmaster Grumpy Face.
Scorpion: Do you challenge my honor?
Cassie Cage: Just your sadcore outlook.

Cassie Cage: Can I say it, just once?
Scorpion: Only if you wish to suffer.
Cassie Cage: GET OVER HERE!

Cassie Cage: Another 'friend' of my parents.
Shang Tsung: I have always been so fond of your mother.
Cassie Cage: Do you practice being creepy?

Cassie Cage: Been following me, sorcerer?
Shang Tsung: You have the soul of a champion.
Cassie Cage: Clear eyes, hard fists, can't lose.

Cassie Cage: It's my lucky day!
Shao Kahn: You're honored to meet my greatness?
Cassie Cage: Never thought I'd get to kick your ass.

Cassie Cage: Taking you down, asshole.
Shao Kahn: Unlikely, pathetic whelp.
Cassie Cage: That's what Shinnok said.

Cassie Cage: Time to liberate Outworld.
Shao Kahn: Her people cry out for my leadership.
Cassie Cage: It's not why they're crying, Shao Kahn.

Cassie Cage: How many fights did it take to win your Crown?
Sheeva: Twenty-four, all ending in fatalities.
Cassie Cage: DAMN! Ever heard of tapping out?

Cassie Cage: I can't come with a nickname for you.
Sheeva: You will struggle as I crush your bones.
Cassie Cage: That's it! I'm calling you Girl Crush.

Cassie Cage: Ding, dong. The bitch is back.
Sindel: Who is this insufferable child?
Cassie Cage: Cassie the Shinnok Slayer.

Cassie Cage: Don't tread on Earthrealm.
Sindel: I tread where I please.
Cassie Cage: Not without resistance.

Cassie Cage: Sorry Skarlet, but you're creepy.
Skarlet: Creepy' doesn't offend me.
Cassie Cage: Oh, it should, honey.

Cassie Cage: Maybe try not leeching blood?
Skarlet: Without it, I will die.
Cassie Cage: That IS a conundrum.

Cassie Cage: Bride of Dracula.
Skarlet: Who is this 'Dracula'?
Cassie Cage: Let me tell you, he's a catch!

Cassie Cage: You're being too hard on Dad.
Sonya: He needs to grow thicker skin.
Cassie Cage: Or maybe you need to soften up.

Cassie Cage: Commander Cage reporting for duty.
Sonya: Slacked on your training last week.
Cassie Cage: It's called vacation, you should try it.

Cassie Cage: I promise, he gets better with age.
Sonya: Ugh. He's cheap beer, not fine wine.
Cassie Cage: Hey! That cheap beer's my Dad!

Cassie Cage: I'm the new, improved you.
Sonya: Ha! Improved how?
Cassie Cage: Knuckle-up and find out.

Cassie Cage: I hear you're Satan's general.
Spawn: No. I'm King of Hell.
Cassie Cage: And I'm Queen Shit of Fuck Mountain.

Cassie Cage: Guns, magic, you can't just choose?
Spawn: I can go both ways.
Cassie Cage: Well, that explains the fetish wear.

Cassie Cage: Another lesson, Sub-Zero?
Sub-Zero: A lesson in failure.
Cassie Cage: You a subject matter expert?

Cassie Cage: Where's the ninja convention?
Sub-Zero: Lin Kuei are NOT ninjas.
Cassie Cage: So why dress like one?

Cassie Cage: Could I ask for a favor?
Sub-Zero: You may battle for one.
Cassie Cage: Knew you'd say some shit like that.

Cassie Cage: What, no roses?
Terminator: Just guns.
Cassie Cage: Welcome to the jungle.

Cassie Cage: So what's your story?
Terminator: I must find and protect Sarah Connor.
Cassie Cage: Who the hell's John Connor?

Cetrion: Kotal Kahn wishes your kind dead.
Baraka: Tarkata can handle the Emperor.
Cetrion: History indicates you cannot.

Cetrion: I come in peace.
Baraka: You'll leave in pieces, stranger.
Cetrion: You trifle with an Elder God, Baraka.

Cetrion: I would forgive you for defeating Shinnok.
Cassie Cage: I feel a big 'but' coming.
Cetrion: First, you must demonstrate remorse.

Cetrion: Shinnok was not yours to fight.
Cassie Cage: Why weren't you on the frontlines?
Cetrion: I work in mysterious ways.

Cetrion: Balancing the realms is mother's will.
Cetrion: Leave that work to the Sons of Argus.
Cetrion: Taven and Daegon had their chance.

Cetrion: What has Mother done this time?
Cetrion: Corrected a flawed first draft.
Cetrion: We are all flawed. I accept it.

Cetrion: Playing goddess is dangerous.
Cetrion: Then you should flee, sister.
Cetrion: I am no false idol.

Cetrion: We are children of the One Being.
Cetrion: As are all gods of the realms.
Cetrion: Then why destroy what it made?

Cetrion: Do not betray Kronika.
D'Vorah: This One is her most dutiful servant.
Cetrion: As you were Mileena's?

Cetrion: Virtuous prayer leads to favor.
D'Vorah: Actions speak louder than prayer.
Cetrion: What a faithless statement.

Cetrion: Use your weapons to save lives.
Erron Black: Yeah, but I'm so good at takin' em!
Cetrion: The road to Hell is paved in sins.

Cetrion: You shot your own father, Erron Black.
Erron Black: Sonofabitch had it coming.
Cetrion: Honor thy parents, mortal!

Cetrion: Test your might against mine, Frost.
Frost: Kronika already has faith in me.
Cetrion: Her confidence has limits.

Cetrion: Your poor, withering soul.
Frost: I have never been stronger, Cetrion.
Cetrion: Of body, not of virtue.

Cetrion: I have never seen you this angry, Fujin.
Fujin: What happened to the other Elder Gods?!
Cetrion: Their fates are not your concern.

Cetrion: You escaped confinement.
Fujin: One cannot hold back the wind, Cetrion.
Cetrion: But it always dies, eventually.

Cetrion: Is this battle Mother's will?
Geras: She wishes to test us both.
Cetrion: I have already proven perfect.

Cetrion: Return to the Keep at once.
Geras: I write my own story now.
Cetrion: Mother will not be pleased.

Cetrion: Kronika is right, child.
Jacqui: She's nuts and we're stopping her!
Cetrion: Raiden has warped your mind.

Cetrion: Cassandra Cage overshadows you.
Jacqui: In her own mind, maybe.
Cetrion: Do not deny your jealousy.

Cetrion: You embody virtuous loyalty.
Jade: Then surely we are allies, Cetrion.
Cetrion: Not until you abide Kronika's will.

Cetrion: You worship the One Being?
Jade: The god before gods hears Outworld's prayers.
Cetrion: Yet they remain unanswered, Jade.

Cetrion: A lost heart burdens you, Jade.
Jade: My love for Kotal will not die.
Cetrion: Unfortunately, you will.

Cetrion: Your wisdom tempers imperial hearts.
Jade: Serving them is a high honor.
Cetrion: Forge your own destiny, Jade.

Cetrion: Fate has been so cruel to you.
Jax: Fate? I blame Kronika.
Cetrion: I forbid it.

Cetrion: Why doubt the Elder Gods?
Jax: Poverty, slavery, war.
Cetrion: Do not blame us for mortal sins.

Cetrion: Yours is not a virtuous life.
Johnny Cage: Maybe not, but it's damn sexy.
Cetrion: Repent or face the Elder Gods' judgement.

Cetrion: Your daughter disrupted the balance.
Johnny Cage: What she did was get medieval on Shinnok.
Cetrion: Which thwarted my mother's will.

Cetrion: Defying an Elder God, Johnny Cage?
Johnny Cage: Get used to it, doll face.
Cetrion: You will be humbled.

Cetrion: You are a cancer on this realm.
Joker: Don't even gods love jokes?
Cetrion: There is no humor in your wickedness.

Cetrion: Are you evil by nurture or nature?
Joker: At the end of the day, does it matter?
Cetrion: It determines whether you are pitied or punished.

Cetrion: Have you a shred of virtue?
Kabal: That would be no.
Cetrion: Only greed, then.

Cetrion: Kronika promises salvation.
Kabal: Don't think mama's gonna make good.
Cetrion: Then receive damnation.

Cetrion: All light in you has died, Kano.
Kano: Occupational hazard, Cetrion.
Cetrion: Your soul must be balanced.

Cetrion: There is no act beneath you.
Kano: Gobsmacking news, that ain't.
Cetrion: It should not be a source of pride.

Cetrion: Dark and light war within you.
Kitana: No more. I've embraced the light.
Cetrion: It is an eternal struggle, Kitana.

Cetrion: Liu Kang is your destiny, Kitana.
Kitana: That is for me to decide, Cetrion.
Cetrion: The Sands of Time ordain it.

Cetrion: It is not your destiny to be Kahn.
Kitana: Blame Kronika, she broke time.
Cetrion: Because Raiden destroyed the balance.

Cetrion: I can see across time.
Kitana: Then you've glimpsed my fate?
Cetrion: It is not as you hope.

Cetrion: Usury is not virtuous, Kollector.
Kollector: In Shao Kahn's service, it is.
Cetrion: Even then, you are culpable.

Cetrion: Serve your people, not Shao Kahn.
Kollector: You could help them, Goddess.
Cetrion: The Naknada profess no faith.

Cetrion: Like you, Kronika seeks order.
Kotal Kahn: By keeping dark and light in eternal conflict.
Cetrion: In that balance, there is perfection.

Cetrion: Your fate is sealed, Kotal.
Kotal Kahn: I will not be Kronika's instrument.
Cetrion: Then be wiped from history.

Cetrion: Humility eludes you.
Kung Lao: As if you are a humble peasant.
Cetrion: I know my place in the universe.

Cetrion: I sense. happiness?
Kung Lao: It's about time I fought an Elder God.
Cetrion: Not this one, Kung Lao.

Cetrion: You have Onaga's fire.
Liu Kang: I'm not related to the Dragon King.
Cetrion: Mortals are always so self-assured.

Cetrion: Raiden's Chosen One.
Liu Kang: Why have you betrayed him?
Cetrion: He betrayed the balance of all things.

Cetrion: I came to answer your prayers.
Liu Kang: My only prayer is for peace.
Cetrion: Then kneel and submit.

Cetrion: Your dual nature is Kronika's gift.
Mileena: But it was Shang Tsung who created me.
Cetrion: Whom do you think inspired him?

Cetrion: I see the fire in your eyes, Mileena.
Mileena: Kronika altered our deal!
Cetrion: Pray she does not alter it further.

Cetrion: You found virtue in the Great Spirit.
Nightwolf: But I don't find any in you.
Cetrion: I am mother of all virtue, hers included.

Cetrion: You have condemned the Matoka, Nightwolf.
Nightwolf: I've freed them from your mother's chains.
Cetrion: Without Kronika, they are lost.

Cetrion: Our alliance was only temporary.
Noob Saibot: Then retreat from the shadows, Cetrion.
Cetrion: Mine is the light that burns shadows.

Cetrion: Kuai Liang is your superior.
Noob Saibot: Goad me. My ego is dead.
Cetrion: We know that is a lie, Bi-Han.

Cetrion: Must you oppose Kronika?
Raiden: Shinnok can never return.
Cetrion: Then a far worse evil will rise.

Cetrion: Fujin apologizes for his absence.
Raiden: What happened to him, Cetrion?
Cetrion: He fought valiantly to the last breath.

Cetrion: Come, reunite with Fujin.
Raiden: I will not fall without a storm.
Cetrion: How sad. He said much the same.

Cetrion: There is virtue in humility.
Rain: For mortals, not gods.
Cetrion: You are half mortal, Rain.

Cetrion: Argus has made mistakes.
Rain: The first was denying that I am his son!
Cetrion: His first was fathering you.

Cetrion: You are a fool to deny Kronika.
Rain: Why should I have faith in her New Era?
Cetrion: She has seen the future, and it works.

Cetrion: Kronika offers peace.
Rambo: In exchange for what, blind obedience?
Cetrion: Do not be a fool! Abide her will.

Cetrion: You do not belong here.
Rambo: I can't leave until the mission's done.
Cetrion: Retreat before it is too late.

Cetrion: You made the ultimate sacrifice.
Robocop: It accomplished nothing, Cetrion.
Cetrion: Others find virtue in your example.

Cetrion: Your future has a silver lining.
Robocop: I do not find that believable.
Cetrion: With Kronika, all things are possible.

Cetrion: Kronika can restore your family and clan.
Scorpion: Her son's the one who killed them!
Cetrion: But first, you must renounce your vengeance.

Cetrion: There is no virtue in revenge.
Scorpion: But you find it in restoring Shinnok?
Cetrion: Dark and light must be balanced.

Cetrion: The Elder Gods are gone.
Scorpion: They're not the source of my power.
Cetrion: The Netherrealm is next, Scorpion.

Cetrion: Good and evil are relative terms.
Shang Tsung: Fundamentally, yes.
Cetrion: And yet, here stands pure evil.

Cetrion: Whom do you serve?
Shang Tsung: I serve only Kronika.
Cetrion: You serve only yourself.

Cetrion: We Elder Gods were right to destroy you.
Shao Kahn: Then why did Kronika recruit me?
Cetrion: Mother seeks balance in all things.

Cetrion: Your empire will be lost to history.
Shao Kahn: I was made promises, Cetrion.
Cetrion: You did not uphold yours.

Cetrion: Why do you resent me, Sheeva?
Sheeva: The Elder Gods do not bless the Shokan.
Cetrion: Your people are not worthy.

Cetrion: What kind of sovereign are you?
Sheeva: The kind willing to die for her people.
Cetrion: So be it, Queen of the Shokan.

Cetrion: Why do you betray Kronika?
Sindel: Her lies will cost me my throne.
Cetrion: Ye of little faith.

Cetrion: Your destiny is to balance the realms.
Sindel: And how will I accomplish that?
Cetrion: By dying.

Cetrion: You are the sanguinare?
Skarlet: A fancy word for it, but yes.
Cetrion: There is no virtue in stealing blood.

Cetrion: Why threaten an Elder God, Skarlet?
Skarlet: I wonder how your blood tastes.
Cetrion: You will taste only bitter defeat.

Cetrion: Renounce your sins and pray for mercy.
Skarlet: Preach your morals elsewhere, Cetrion.
Cetrion: First I will bring you to the light.

Cetrion: You serve with honor, Sonya Blade.
Sonya: So why attack me, Nature Girl?
Cetrion: Your bloodline defeated my brother.

Cetrion: Why do you fight, soldier?
Sonya: Homeland security.
Cetrion: Virtuous, but naïve.

Cetrion: You are no angel, Al Simmons.
Spawn: I'm done punishing myself.
Cetrion: The Elder Gods are not finished yet.

Cetrion: Did Malebolgia send you?
Spawn: I sent him to oblivion.
Cetrion: Then you must be his successor.

Cetrion: Forgive Bi-Han.
Sub-Zero: My brother deserves no such thing.
Cetrion: All beings deserve compassion.

Cetrion: You drove Frost away.
Sub-Zero: She was unworthy.
Cetrion: Your heart is truly frozen.

Cetrion: Is there room for love in your heart?
Sub-Zero: Love gets in the way.
Cetrion: Love leads the way, Kuai Liang.

Cetrion: I have seen the world beyond the realms.
Sub-Zero: Then Raiden and I did go there?
Cetrion: It was no dream, Sub-Zero.

Cetrion: Do you not see that Skynet exploits you?
Terminator: I perform as programmed.
Cetrion: It is bondage, nothing more.

Cetrion: Kronika could grant you free will.
Terminator: Why do I need autonomy?
Cetrion: To serve her, of course.

D'Vorah: This One smells rotting flesh.
Baraka: Must be your victims' stinking guts.
D'Vorah: It is better than your scent, Baraka.

D'Vorah: Killing you was simple, Baraka.
Baraka: History won't repeat, D'Vorah.
D'Vorah: Down to the last detail, it will.

D'Vorah: This One cannot be captured.
Baraka: Tarkata will hone its blades on your husk.
D'Vorah: It will die trying to catch me.

D'Vorah: This One recalls tasting your father.
Cassie Cage: I recall squishing you for it.
D'Vorah: And yet, This One survives!

D'Vorah: What was it you said last time?
Cassie Cage: You're the bug, I'm the windshield.
D'Vorah: This One breaks windshields.

D'Vorah: Lord Shinnok will live again.
Cassie Cage: That's what you baddies always say.
D'Vorah: Because it is true.

D'Vorah: Kytinn are not welcome in your temples.
Cetrion: Those rules are outdated.
D'Vorah: And who makes those rules, Cetrion?

D'Vorah: The many's needs outweigh the few's.
Cetrion: Even insectoids have some virtues.
D'Vorah: Why so dismissive, Goddess?

D'Vorah: You betrayed the Hive, sister.
D'Vorah: I have only fought for its survival.
D'Vorah: By embroiling us in humanoid affairs.

D'Vorah: You make Kronika mistress of our fate.
D'Vorah: She will insure the Kytinn's existence.
D'Vorah: Never trust those of the flesh.

D'Vorah: Return to us, A'Vital.
D'Vorah: This One's mission is not done, D'Vorah.
D'Vorah: It is doomed to failure.

D'Vorah: The Swarm will have victory.
D'Vorah: You lead us to extinction.
D'Vorah: Not if you obey my commands.

D'Vorah: Again we meet, Erron Black.
Erron Black: We ain't on borrowin' terms, D'Vorah.
D'Vorah: You would prefer This One your enemy?

D'Vorah: Humans are crude fighters.
Erron Black: Oh, that's rich comin' from a Kytinn.
D'Vorah: We are the superior species.

D'Vorah: A cold snack for the Swarm.
Frost: This frost bites back.
D'Vorah: Not with your jaw slacked from poison.

D'Vorah: Shao Kahn demands your service.
Frost: I don't serve, I lead.
D'Vorah: You will serve Outworld.

D'Vorah: Earthrealm has more than one demi-god.
Fujin: All the better to defend it.
D'Vorah: This One will feed you all to the Hive.

D'Vorah: This One does not fear Earthrealm's Protectors.
Fujin: Stay in Outworld, and there's no need to.
D'Vorah: The Hive has bigger ambitions.

D'Vorah: This One is also a survivor.
Geras: Only because Kronika wills it.
D'Vorah: The Kytinn make their own fate.

D'Vorah: Can Geras be poisoned?
Geras: Many tried, none have finished me.
D'Vorah: Kytinn poison is unique.

D'Vorah: Where is your intended?
Jacqui: If I call, Takeda will come running.
D'Vorah: I suggest you do, Jacqueline Briggs.

D'Vorah: Your father's faith was lacking.
Jacqui: More like he finally came to his senses.
D'Vorah: Defying Kronika will prove fatal.

D'Vorah: The cunning traitor to the Kahn.
Jade: Typical Kytinn hypocrisy, D'Vorah.
D'Vorah: This One's loyalties are to the Hive.

D'Vorah: You dare approach, Jade?
Jade: Only close enough for my bo to strike.
D'Vorah: Close enough for This One to kill you.

D'Vorah: Shao Kahn would have a word.
Jade: I've heard enough of his drivel.
D'Vorah: Then we will cut off your ears.

D'Vorah: You owe Ermac a debt, Major.
Jax: How you figure that?
D'Vorah: Without those arms, you have no chance.

D'Vorah: Earthrealmers are all the same.
Jax: You seriously can't tell us apart?
D'Vorah: As you will die soon, This One cares not to.

D'Vorah: This One's larvae will eat you alive.
Johnny Cage: What are they, baby paparazzi?
D'Vorah: If paparazzi are deadly insectoids.

D'Vorah: Why not come closer?
Johnny Cage: Ugh. You are not sucking my face like Mileena's.
D'Vorah: Johnny Cage, afraid of a kiss?

D'Vorah: You have jeopardized the Hive's survival.
Johnny Cage: It's natural selection, Insect-a-Babe.
D'Vorah: This One will enjoy your death.

D'Vorah: Does clown flesh taste different?
Joker: I don't know, I'm a bat-a-tarian.
D'Vorah: This One will find out.

D'Vorah: Your chaos disrupts the Hive.
Joker: Oh goodie! 'Mission Accomplished'!
D'Vorah: You will die for your meddling.

D'Vorah: Hideous Earthrealmer.
Kabal: Least I've got personality.
D'Vorah: Yet you are not appetizing.

D'Vorah: Your flesh would sicken This One's children.
Kabal: Lucky me.
D'Vorah: Your limbs will be torn off instead.

D'Vorah: Though you failed, you impressed.
Kano: Was a pretty ballsy move, eh?
D'Vorah: Few would betray Kotal Kahn.

D'Vorah: Kronika grows impatient.
Kano: I do a job right, or not at all.
D'Vorah: You are stalling, Kano.

D'Vorah: Your reign will be short-lived.
Kitana: Why is that, D'Vorah?
D'Vorah: All Kytinn oppose it.

D'Vorah: Your Revenant is progress.
Kitana: She's a greater outrage than Mileena.
D'Vorah: She is the ultimate survivor.

D'Vorah: Jerrod was soft and weak-willed.
Kitana: You claim to know my father?
D'Vorah: This One killed him for Shao Kahn.

D'Vorah: You agree with Shao Kahn.
Kollector: The Kytinn deserved to be burned.
D'Vorah: It was not our fault Raiden intervened.

D'Vorah: Do not impede This One, Kollector.
Kollector: I will protect Shao Kahn.
D'Vorah: How will death profit you?

D'Vorah: Kronika will restore the Kytinn's place.
Kotal Kahn: I care not to envision that future.
D'Vorah: The Hive will consume Outworld.

D'Vorah: You thought This One cared.
Kotal Kahn: I thought you had faith.
D'Vorah: In a blue-skinned bag of meat?

D'Vorah: Did you tell Jade about us?
Kotal Kahn: There is nothing to tell, D'Vorah.
D'Vorah: Such deception, Kotal.

D'Vorah: Such bile you spew at me, Kotal.
Kotal Kahn: Even Mileena was less a cretin.
D'Vorah: This One will not be judged.

D'Vorah: Pray for peace, Kung Lao.
Kung Lao: We monks are no helpless lambs.
D'Vorah: But you are as easily slaughtered.

D'Vorah: This One will lay eggs inside you.
Kung Lao: Are you trying to make me vomit?
D'Vorah: To make room for more of them.

D'Vorah: It has been years, Liu Kang.
Liu Kang: Here I am in the flesh, D'Vorah.
D'Vorah: Young, succulent flesh.

D'Vorah: You are a legend in Outworld.
Liu Kang: Perks of being a tournament champion.
D'Vorah: This One sees nothing special.

D'Vorah: This One's been seeking you.
Liu Kang: To what do I owe the displeasure?
D'Vorah: You will be a gift to Shao Kahn.

D'Vorah: Do not poke the Hive, Mileena.
Mileena: I will wipe it from the face of Outworld.
D'Vorah: The Kytinn are many, you are one.

D'Vorah: This One is displeased by your presence.
Mileena: Then you'll be happy I'm ending your life.
D'Vorah: It is you who dies today, Mileena.

D'Vorah: Your Revenant wishes to meet.
Nightwolf: A pleasure I don't need to have.
D'Vorah: You have no choice, Nightwolf.

D'Vorah: The Kytinn once fought your predecessor.
Nightwolf: Until today, I'd thought those stories myths.
D'Vorah: Her death was all too real.

D'Vorah: This One does not trust you.
Noob Saibot: Nor do I you, D'Vorah.
D'Vorah: Then we are at an impasse, Dead One.

D'Vorah: Who dares disturb the Swarm?
Noob Saibot: Your angel of death awaits.
D'Vorah: You will be kept waiting, devil.

D'Vorah: Earthrealm's demi-god.
Raiden: I grant clemency to all, D'Vorah.
D'Vorah: Only those who grovel before you.

D'Vorah: Kronika is not defeated.
Raiden: Impossible. I saw her die.
D'Vorah: Is that what you think, Raiden?

D'Vorah: You will be meat, Raiden.
Raiden: Kytinn cannot consume god flesh.
D'Vorah: All flesh gives us sustenance.

D'Vorah: Did Kronika not recruit you?
Rain: She tried, but I found her offer lacking.
D'Vorah: Your ambition will never be satisfied.

D'Vorah: Argus himself found you unworthy.
Rain: No, my father feared me, D'Vorah.
D'Vorah: Then you are fortunate he let you live.

D'Vorah: You survived the Hive!
Rambo: Been through worse, in worse places than that.
D'Vorah: Truly, you are hard to kill.

D'Vorah: What brings you to the realms?
Rambo: I'll never talk.
D'Vorah: All men can be broken.

D'Vorah: You are not a warrior?
Robocop: I am merely a police officer.
D'Vorah: You shall be dispatched you easily.

D'Vorah: The Hive will find you inedible.
Robocop: Then we are calling this off, D'Vorah?
D'Vorah: This One shall kill you for sport.

D'Vorah: You pretend to greatness.
Scorpion: How so, D'Vorah?
D'Vorah: By impersonating an insect, human.

D'Vorah: The Shirai Ryu are dead, Scorpion.
Scorpion: As long as I live, our flame burns.
D'Vorah: This One will snuff it out.

D'Vorah: You could have secured your clan's survival.
Scorpion: I will not be Kronika's slave.
D'Vorah: Are you not used to bondage?

D'Vorah: You sent Kano to steal Kytinn larvae.
Shang Tsung: They are a rich source of souls.
D'Vorah: Those belong to the Hive.

D'Vorah: Shao Kahn requires your presence.
Shang Tsung: I imagine he's about to betray me.
D'Vorah: Come willingly or come as a corpse.

D'Vorah: The Kytinn's emergence is at hand.
Shao Kahn: Then come out and be crushed, pest.
D'Vorah: Our Swarm will suffocate you.

D'Vorah: To kill us, you must destroy all things.
Shao Kahn: Why, D'Vorah?
D'Vorah: We infest every inch of Outworld.

D'Vorah: Onaga, Shao, then Kotal.
Shao Kahn: A history lesson, worm?
D'Vorah: Kahns whom the Hive has outlived.

D'Vorah: Sharing Outworld is difficult.
Sheeva: It would be easier without each other.
D'Vorah: Indeed, Shokan.

D'Vorah: This One could never serve a Shokan.
Sheeva: Nor could I serve a Kytinn.
D'Vorah: Only death can end this deadlock.

D'Vorah: This One can protect you from Quan Chi.
Sindel: You'll betray me to him, bug.
D'Vorah: Kotal was more easily deceived.

D'Vorah: Why does Shao Kahn value you?
Sindel: Why do you ask, creature?
D'Vorah: Because all others despise you.

D'Vorah: Shao Kahn's trust in your skills is misplaced.
Skarlet: I will kill you to validate it.
D'Vorah: As if you could, leech.

D'Vorah: You miss no chance to offend the Kytinn.
Skarlet: Outworld needs only one parasite.
D'Vorah: This One will drain you, Skarlet.

D'Vorah: You hunger for the throne, Skarlet.
Skarlet: Have you no ambitions, D'Vorah?
D'Vorah: This One seeks only to preserve the Hive.

D'Vorah: We meet again, Sonya Blade.
Sonya: You're mistaking me for Future Me.
D'Vorah: You do smell young and weak.

D'Vorah: Earthrealmers are always so confident.
Sonya: Because we eat Outworlders for breakfast.
D'Vorah: Not This One.

D'Vorah: Do not make war on the Swarm.
Sonya: Making war is my job, D'Vorah.
D'Vorah: It is the Swarm's vocation.

D'Vorah: Where is your Hive, Spawn?
Spawn: In the Eighth Sphere of Hell.
D'Vorah: You have strayed far.

D'Vorah: This One likes you, for a Warm-Blood.
Spawn: Careful, my blood burns.
D'Vorah: Kytinn prefer spicy flavors.

D'Vorah: Fool, you came alone.
Sub-Zero: As did you, D'Vorah.
D'Vorah: This One brought the Hive.

D'Vorah: Keep your ice to yourself, Sub-Zero.
Sub-Zero: Afraid you will catch cold?
D'Vorah: The Kytinn do not know fear.

D'Vorah: Sektor had the right idea.
Sub-Zero: About what, insect?
D'Vorah: Lin Kuei flesh is disposable.

D'Vorah: Skynet and the Kytinn can coexist.
Terminator: Insectoids are a greater threat than humans.
D'Vorah: Clever boy.

D'Vorah: You threaten the Kytinn's survival.
Terminator: Correct.
D'Vorah: Such intransigence will be your death.

Erron Black: I'll shoot that grin right off your face.
Baraka: Mock me! It won't save you.
Erron Black: Can't hurt to make it more interesting.

Erron Black: Y'ain't puttin' me on no meat wagon.
Baraka: My cook will grill you up tender.
Erron Black: Where I'm from, I do the grilling.

Erron Black: I grew up around tough women.
Cassie Cage: Didn't they teach you respect?
Erron Black: They taught me to hit back.

Erron Black: My Ma would've loved you, Cassie Cage.
Cassie Cage: Aw, sounds like you miss her bunches.
Erron Black: I hated Ma.

Erron Black: I don't cotton to virtue.
Cetrion: It is required to achieve balance.
Erron Black: Balance ain't worth spit.

Erron Black: Writing's on the wall, Cetrion.
Cetrion: All goes according to Kronika's design.
Erron Black: So much for an all-knowing god.

Erron Black: Are those horns holding up your halo?
Cetrion: What an uninspired sense of humor.
Erron Black: I'll be the one taking shots, Goddess.

Erron Black: And just why should I kneel in your church?
Cetrion: Have faith in your new god, Erron Black.
Erron Black: Like I take anything on faith.

Erron Black: Gonna bag you for Kotal, D'Vorah.
D'Vorah: This One is hunter, you are hunted.
Erron Black: Hope you like dangerous game.

Erron Black: Got a proposition for ya'.
D'Vorah: What could you possibly offer?
Erron Black: Your one chance to die quickly.

Erron Black: We've howdied but we ain't shook.
Erron Black: Got no use for a no-account fella.
Erron Black: Go cork your pistol.

Erron Black: Fine lookin' guns, but can you use 'em?
Erron Black: Better'n you, I reckon.
Erron Black: Plowing mighty close to the cotton, friend.

Erron Black: Us fightin' could muck up our timeline.
Erron Black: That's damn near inconceivable.
Erron Black: I'll just leave you mostly dead.

Erron Black: Got my tail up, friend.
Erron Black: Don't like the wire brush treatment?
Erron Black: You're gonna trade those guns for a harp.

Erron Black: You trained with the Lin Kuei?
Frost: I'm Sub-Zero's best student ever.
Erron Black: You're all broth and no beans.

Erron Black: Someone's rarin' to go.
Frost: This fight is a waste of my time.
Erron Black: Then quit jawin' and get to it.

Erron Black: What's your beef, Frosty?
Frost: Just 'Frost', idiot!
Erron Black: Don't be such a snowflake.

Erron Black: Now this fight's gonna be tricky.
Fujin: We could try talking it out.
Erron Black: Nah, we'd just be whistling up the wind.

Erron Black: Now why's a wind god blowing at me?
Fujin: You must answer for your Black Dragon crimes.
Erron Black: That's all in the rear view, Fujin.

Erron Black: Which realm do you hail from, amigo?
Geras: I 'hail' from Kronika's Keep.
Erron Black: Thrilling.

Erron Black: Lookin' mighty fine, Miss Briggs.
Jacqui: Cut the cowboy shtick, not interested.
Erron Black: Straight to business, I like it.

Erron Black: Get ready, little lady.
Jacqui: For what, Black?
Erron Black: Hell is coming to breakfast.

Erron Black: Pardon me, ma'am.
Jade: Pardon you? For what crime?
Erron Black: The one I'm about to commit.

Erron Black: You cast a helluva spell on Kotal.
Jade: He respects my fighting spirit.
Erron Black: All righty then. Let's fight.

Erron Black: Last chance to walk away.
Jax: No chance, scumbag.
Erron Black: I pull, and I'm putting you down.

Erron Black: You know I'm not such a bad hombre.
Jax: Just stay on your side of the border.
Erron Black: Like it or not, I'm coming home.

Erron Black: That ain't how it's said.
Johnny Cage: Whatever you say, A-Aron.
Erron Black: Gonna shoot off that ten-gallon mouth.

Erron Black: How are you gonna beat me?
Johnny Cage: Since I'm a good guy, just need a gun.
Erron Black: Yeah that never works, Cage.

Erron Black: I know how to fix that face.
Johnny Cage: Fix? What's wrong with it?
Erron Black: Nothing hot lead can't cure.

Erron Black: You folding, or are you all in?
Joker: How can I fold? This Joker's wild.
Erron Black: You're about to be toes up, clown.

Erron Black: My uncle was a clown.
Joker: Was he? I hope he was funny.
Erron Black: Funny ain't the word for it.

Erron Black: I'll pop ya before you can run.
Kabal: You'll be dead before you draw.
Erron Black: Count o' three.

Erron Black: How much this job making you, Kabal?
Kabal: A lot, what's it to you?
Erron Black: I'm takin' it off your hands.

Erron Black: This ain't personal.
Kabal: Sure seems personal.
Erron Black: Oh all right, maybe just a little.

Erron Black: That Kollector seems like your kind.
Kano: How's that mate?
Erron Black: He'd steal nickels off a dead man's eyes.

Erron Black: Kotal says he wants your hide.
Kano: Eh, it's all so much yabber.
Erron Black: If it was, I wouldn't be here.

Erron Black: Kano. Long time no talk.
Kano: Got something to say, Black?
Erron Black: Just goodbye.

Erron Black: New Kahn, same deal?
Kitana: We need to renegotiate, Black.
Erron Black: I don't come cheap, lady.

Erron Black: I hear this ain't your first rodeo.
Kitana: I've fought for thousands of your years.
Erron Black: Can't beat that with a stick.

Erron Black: Now you make a hornet look cuddly.
Kollector: To the Naknada, you are ghastly.
Erron Black: Fair enough, let's fight.

Erron Black: Here to beg for spare change?
Kollector: To collect your soul for Shao Kahn.
Erron Black: I ain't sitting still for that.

Erron Black: I prefer working for winners.
Kotal Kahn: Shao Kahn was kept from the throne.
Erron Black: Except now it's Kitana's, not yours.

Erron Black: Never figured you for a coward.
Kotal Kahn: Relinquishing power took courage.
Erron Black: Back home, we call that a tall tale.

Erron Black: So you and Jade, eh?
Kotal Kahn: Jealous, Erron Black?
Erron Black: She's quite the looker, Kotal.

Erron Black: One hat-man to another, cool hat.
Kung Lao: But your hat is no weapon.
Erron Black: Well that's just weird, Kung Lao.

Erron Black: You'll excuse me if I don't bow.
Kung Lao: Even in the presence of greatness?
Erron Black: You ain't worth spit.

Erron Black: I ain't scared of your kung-fu.
Liu Kang: Only cowards hide behind guns.
Erron Black: You done did it now, boy.

Erron Black: I been to China a few times.
Liu Kang: Why, robbing silk markets?
Erron Black: How'd you know.

Erron Black: Well ain't this a thrill.
Mileena: Sad to see me, Erron?
Erron Black: Got me eating sorrow by the spoonful.

Erron Black: Now what's got you all rip-snorting mad?
Mileena: When I gained the throne, you abandoned it.
Erron Black: Wasn't no pay worth dealing with your crazy.

Erron Black: How 'bout that. Cowboys and Indians.
Nightwolf: Don't expect history to repeat.
Erron Black: Why should I expect anything else?

Erron Black: Sure glad I pack silver bullets.
Nightwolf: I'm Nightwolf, not a werewolf.
Erron Black: Good. Silver's expensive.

Erron Black: You gonna get pumped full of lead.
Noob Saibot: I like my chances, Black.
Erron Black: You got better odds shooting craps with Satan.

Erron Black: Goddamn, your voice is like nails on a chalkboard.
Noob Saibot: It will be the last thing you hear.
Erron Black: Aw, hell no.

Erron Black: Ain't nothin' wrong with a dishonest living.
Raiden: Except for the scars it burns on your soul.
Erron Black: I only care how much it pays.

Erron Black: Time for one of your heavenly lectures?
Raiden: You defy the will of the Elder Gods.
Erron Black: Damn straight.

Erron Black: From what I hear, you got daddy issues.
Rain: He disavowed me, then framed me for murder.
Erron Black: Shoot, is that it? Hell he ain't got nothing on mine.

Erron Black: I seem to recall you tried to have me killed.
Rain: Only after you refused me your services.
Erron Black: Someone's gotta learn how to take no for an answer.

Erron Black: You a crack shot?
Rambo: I never miss.
Erron Black: Looks like I got a fight on my hands.

Erron Black: I reckon you must love your job.
Rambo: What makes you think I like killing?
Erron Black: Because you're so goddamned good at it.

Erron Black: Now why are you barking up my tree?
Robocop: You've broken the law, Black.
Erron Black: This ain't your jurisdiction, officer.

Erron Black: It'd be best if you turn tail and run.
Robocop: I've caught dozens of creeps just like you.
Erron Black: If you caught 'em, they weren't nothing like me.

Erron Black: I thought Shirai Ryu were mercs.
Scorpion: You understand little, Black.
Erron Black: I've killed people for being less rude.

Erron Black: Don't s'pose you'd teach me that rope spear.
Scorpion: And divulge Shirai Ryu secrets?
Erron Black: I can make you share, Scorpion.

Erron Black: Y'know you'd fit in better in Outworld.
Scorpion: Unlike some, I respect my roots.
Erron Black: Bout time you branched out a little.

Erron Black: Your ass really ten thousand years old?
Shang Tsung: I'm old enough to have nothing left to prove.
Erron Black: So's ma, and I ain't afraid of her neither.

Erron Black: Kotal Kahn would like a word.
Shang Tsung: I thought he wanted my life.
Erron Black: That too, Houdini.

Erron Black: What is your problem?
Shao Kahn: You aided the usurper, Black.
Erron Black: You died, he was paying. Piss off.

Erron Black: So you want me back, huh?
Shao Kahn: I demand your fealty.
Erron Black: Enough with the five dollar words.

Erron Black: You want Kotal? Get him yourself.
Shao Kahn: Your heart beats with loyalty?
Erron Black: My ass wants to get paid.

Erron Black: You going rogue or something?
Sheeva: I must do what is best for the Shokan.
Erron Black: Yeah, sounds like you're going rogue.

Erron Black: My heart wants to love you, Miss Sheeva.
Sheeva: So say many men to the Queen.
Erron Black: I ain't many men, I'm Erron Black.

Erron Black: Who died and made you Queen?
Sindel: Jerrod, King of Edenia.
Erron Black: Seem a little too proud of that, Elvira.

Erron Black: Sindel my Belle. Now what brings you here?
Sindel: You ally with Kotal the Pretender.
Erron Black: Ain't you in a horn-tossing mood.

Erron Black: I stepped out with Nitara before you.
Skarlet: You clearly have a type, Erron.
Erron Black: Just like living dangerously.

Erron Black: We're just a man and a woman, Skarlet.
Skarlet: If you have a proposal, make it.
Erron Black: I propose to kill you.

Erron Black: There's just something about the color red.
Skarlet: It drives a man like you wild?
Erron Black: It makes you an easy target.

Erron Black: Nice to see you again, Legs.
Sonya: These legs will kill you, Black.
Erron Black: Then I best aim low.

Erron Black: Hola, Mrs. Blade-Cage.
Sonya: Not that Sonya, asshole.
Erron Black: Ain't you the sweet talker.

Erron Black: I ain't above shootin' a lady.
Sonya: Don't worry, you won't get the chance.
Erron Black: Darlin', you'll never see it comin'.

Erron Black: Word is you're a one-trick pony.
Sonya: I can kill you more ways than I can count.
Erron Black: Well then. Giddy-up.

Erron Black: Guns and magic, that's handy.
Spawn: I get by.
Erron Black: Powers like that, people would kill for.

Erron Black: You're a hard man to pin down.
Spawn: Why you following me, dirt bag?
Erron Black: This, uh, 'clown' paid me to.

Erron Black: Should have brought my parka.
Sub-Zero: Can you aim while shivering?
Erron Black: These hands don't tremble.

Erron Black: That's some outfit.
Sub-Zero: It honors Lin Kuei tradition.
Erron Black: Time to let the past die.

Erron Black: Come for shooting lessons?
Sub-Zero: Are you offering, Erron Black?
Erron Black: Only to the quick and the brave.

Erron Black: Ugh. Not this fight again.
Sub-Zero: You would prefer someone else?
Erron Black: Hell, I'd fight a goddamned space cowboy.

Erron Black: Now this'll be a gun battle.
Terminator: One that you can't win.
Erron Black: Big, but dumb as dirt.

Frost: Freaks do not trouble me.
Baraka: Who calls Baraka 'freak'?
Frost: The Lin Kuei's new Grandmaster.

Frost: Sniveling, low-born coward.
Baraka: You speak to me like that?
Frost: Do something about it, cur.

Frost: Revenge is a dish best served cold.
Cassie Cage: Page five, Cliché Villains Handbook?
Frost: Snark won't save you, Cage.

Frost: You're a good little lap dog, aren't you?
Cassie Cage: A good soldier follows orders.
Frost: The best soldiers take command.

Frost: The realms are mine, Cetrion.
Cetrion: The Elder Gods still hold that deed.
Frost: I want it now.

Frost: Ambition is my virtue.
Cetrion: Not one you should boast about.
Frost: Boast? It's a fact.

Frost: You are sub-human.
D'Vorah: Kytinn surpass humans in every way.
Frost: Not me, D'Vorah.

Frost: I'll be your new Kahn.
D'Vorah: You will die faster than Mileena.
Frost: You know nothing, pest!

Frost: The cold will jam your guns.
Erron Black: But it won't stop a pistol-whipping.
Frost: Care to bet your life on that?

Frost: Once cyberized, you will serve.
Erron Black: Serve? Or service?
Frost: Ugh. Never mind.

Frost: We both know I'm better.
Frost: Exactly my thought about you.
Frost: You are obviously fake, 'sister'.

Frost: Are you my future self?
Frost: I am your replacement.
Frost: Kronika has betrayed me!

Frost: Sub-Zero is alive in this timeline?!
Frost: He's nothing, we have Kronika.
Frost: He must die.

Frost: The past is in the past.
Frost: Then let your storm rage on!
Frost: Time to test my limits and break through.

Frost: Raiden warn you about me?
Fujin: You are beneath his notice, Frost.
Frost: He'll notice when I kill you.

Frost: Fujin?! I killed you!
Fujin: You would do better, spitting in the wind.
Frost: I'll spit on your grave.

Frost: You'll be frozen for ages.
Geras: A temporary inconvenience, Frost.
Frost: If the pain doesn't drive you mad.

Frost: I make you obsolete, Geras.
Geras: Kronika did not give you my power.
Frost: Because my talent far exceeds yours.

Frost: Mine is a cold, cold world.
Jacqui: You'll be hotter when you die, Frost.
Frost: Think you can send me to the Netherrealm?

Frost: What do you see when you look at me?
Jacqui: A cheap, second-gen knock-off.
Frost: I said look at me, not you.

Frost: You're a pathetic assassin.
Jade: Who are you to judge my skill, Frost?
Frost: I am she who sets the standard.

Frost: Drop that staff, Jade.
Jade: My bo will not leave my hands.
Frost: When frostbite numbs them, it will.

Frost: Why only cyberize your arms?
Jax: Mama always preached moderation.
Frost: I killed my mother when I was twelve.

Frost: Kronika wants to test your strength.
Jax: So this is some kinda exhibition?
Frost: To show her how easily I can break you.

Frost: If you even think it, Cage.
Johnny Cage: You know it's crossed your mind.
Frost: I am not interested.

Frost: Even you don't take me seriously.
Johnny Cage: There's very little I do, Snow Fox.
Frost: A fatal mistake, Cage.

Frost: Your mere existence offends me.
Johnny Cage: Don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful.
Frost: It's your smug arrogance I despise.

Frost: So you're the infamous Joker.
Joker: The man, the myth, the legend.
Frost: All three die today.

Frost: Your next stop is a slab.
Joker: Why give me the cold shoulder?
Frost: You exist, Joker.

Frost: Feel the chill, Kabal?
Kabal: Carving you up will keep me warm.
Frost: Not if your blood's frozen.

Frost: I hear you're quick.
Kabal: I'm fast enough to kill you.
Frost: Always sold short.

Frost: I'd cut a deal, but I know better.
Kano: My aren't you the full quid.
Frost: You have no idea.

Frost: Thanks, Kano. But no.
Kano: A job's a job, girlie.
Frost: Hell will freeze over first.

Frost: How is it, being born to privilege?
Kitana: I can't say, I've known nothing else.
Frost: Let me enlighten you.

Frost: I'll bring you Shao Kahn's head.
Kitana: And that will prove what, Frost?
Frost: That I'm deadliest warrior in Outworld.

Frost: Me, your ally? Think again, Kollector.
Kollector: We are both upstarts, collecting our due.
Frost: I am the Queen of Assassins!

Frost: You disgust me.
Kollector: At least I did not betray my master.
Frost: Because you are spineless, Kollector.

Frost: Shao Kahn was weak, and you're weaker.
Kotal Kahn: You will soon be disabused of this notion.
Frost: I'll break you worse than he did.

Frost: Your ego is unbearable.
Kotal Kahn: My confidence is earned.
Frost: It will die with you, Kotal.

Frost: You face the greatest Lin Kuei.
Kung Lao: You face the greatest Shaolin.
Frost: I spit on the Shaolin.

Frost: Come be humbled, Kung Lao.
Kung Lao: By you? A Lin Kuei dropout?
Frost: I am the Lin Kuei evolved.

Frost: You are outclassed, Shaolin.
Liu Kang: By a novice, Frost?
Frost: You'll bleed from my experience.

Frost: We have no quarrel, Liu Kang.
Liu Kang: I'm bringing you back to Sub-Zero.
Frost: Attempt it and you die.

Frost: Kronika says you are off-limits.
Liu Kang: You don't follow the rules.
Frost: You've been studying me.

Frost: I've never killed a clone.
Mileena: Nor have I a construct.
Frost: May the best woman win.

Frost: How did you become Kahn?
Mileena: I was my father's rightful heir!
Frost: But too weak to hold the throne.

Frost: Help me with the Lin Kuei, I'll help the Matoka.
Nightwolf: My power isn't for conquest, Frost.
Frost: Then what good is it?

Frost: Don't dare judge me, Nightwolf.
Nightwolf: What you've become is unnatural.
Frost: What I've become is all-powerful.

Frost: You should have been Grandmaster.
Noob Saibot: I would not allow female Lin Kuei.
Frost: You're worse than Kuai Liang!

Frost: In the past, I revered you.
Noob Saibot: Now fear my shadow's wrath.
Frost: I'll bury that past and you with it.

Frost: We are siblings in cryomancy.
Noob Saibot: The dead are my only kin.
Frost: You disgrace us all.

Frost: Jealous of my power?
Raiden: I wish to save your soul.
Frost: Wishes never saved anyone.

Frost: I should control the Jinsei.
Raiden: Your arrogance disqualifies you.
Frost: Arrogance never stopped you, Raiden.

Frost: I froze Fujin for Cetrion.
Raiden: Then this fight is now personal.
Frost: What fight isn't, Raiden?

Frost: I see how you look at me.
Rain: You have the personality of a feral cat.
Frost: And the claws of one, too.

Frost: What's on your dirty mind?
Rain: I need someone cool to rule my world.
Frost: That's some fantasy, but it's not mine.

Frost: Our so-called superiors failed both of us.
Rambo: In your case, it's the other way around.
Frost: Those are vicious lies.

Frost: It's time.
Rambo: But why do you want this fight?
Frost: To be the best, I need to kill the best.

Frost: I obey no law but mine.
Robocop: If everyone did that, there would be anarchy.
Frost: Exactly.

Frost: That armor won't save you.
Robocop: I am built to tolerate extreme cold.
Frost: Extreme cold, but not Frost cold.

Frost: Grandmaster Hasashi.
Scorpion: I will teach you respect.
Frost: You will be dead.

Frost: I will finish the Shirai Ryu.
Scorpion: You cannot even best Sub-Zero.
Frost: His time is coming.

Frost: I'll harvest your brain for the Cyber Lin Kuei.
Scorpion: We will see whose spine is torn out.
Frost: You'll make an excellent slave.

Frost: What can you offer me, Shang Tsung?
Shang Tsung: Wealth, influence, whatever you desire.
Frost: I want your souls.

Frost: Kronika's worried about your loyalty.
Shang Tsung: As if I would ally with Raiden.
Frost: You're capable of anything.

Frost: I'll have Outworld's throne.
Shao Kahn: And whom will you rally to your standard?
Frost: Those who will rejoice in my killing you.

Frost: You're smaller in person, Shao Kahn.
Shao Kahn: And you're an even bigger brat!
Frost: Touched a nerve, didn't I?

Frost: You're on the wrong side, Sheeva.
Sheeva: Why? I have achieved my goals in life.
Frost: Some of us aren't so lucky.

Frost: Which arm's your favorite?
Sheeva: My right upper arm is dominant.
Frost: Maybe you can keep that one.

Frost: I can train you in the assassin's art.
Sindel: Dear, I'm several millennia your senior.
Frost: Which hasn't made you wiser.

Frost: My Lin Kuei will be your ally.
Sindel: Your clan will kiss my ring.
Frost: Never.

Frost: A new sister for my Cyber Lin Kuei!
Skarlet: Blood magic is all I need.
Frost: I'll show you real power, Skarlet.

Frost: Don't even think of drinking my cold blood.
Skarlet: I am feeling heated.
Frost: Try it, it'll be your last sip.

Frost: I deserve your respect.
Sonya: You haven't earned any, Frost.
Frost: Wrong answer, Blade.

Frost: Sub-Zero would mourn your death.
Sonya: There's nothing between me and him.
Frost: He admires your leadership.

Frost: Ever been burned, Spawn?
Spawn: For an eternity.
Frost: Then you'll like the cold.

Frost: My enhancements beat yours.
Spawn: Your words mean nothing to me, rookie.
Frost: Nobody calls me rookie.

Frost: Here to criticize me again?
Sub-Zero: I held you to a higher standard.
Frost: You held me back!

Frost: The circle is complete, Sub-Zero.
Sub-Zero: You were a talented student once.
Frost: And now, I'm the master.

Frost: I'm done with your pretentious lectures.
Sub-Zero: No power is worth trading your soul.
Frost: That's a perfect example.

Frost: I was your heir apparent.
Sub-Zero: If only you'd been more patient, Frost.
Frost: Like I'm patiently waiting to kill you?

Frost: What I could do with a weapon like you.
Terminator: I am not programmed to obey you.
Frost: Not yet.

Frost: You'll help me fight the Lin Kuei?
Terminator: Who is Lynne Quay?
Frost: Stupid machine.

Fujin: Kitana placed great faith in you.
Baraka: And I in her, Fujin.
Fujin: May you both keep your word.

Fujin: Tarkata must stop slaughtering its neighbors.
Baraka: They're not Earthrealmers, Fujin.
Fujin: I protect all beings, Baraka.

Fujin: There is danger upon the wind.
Cassie Cage: Good thing I brought a coat.
Fujin: Be serious, Cassandra.

Fujin: You've betrayed the realms, Cetrion.
Cetrion: Kronika's will must be done.
Fujin: There is no virtue in blind obedience.

Fujin: What of those who won't see the New Era?
Cetrion: I will always remember their sacrifice.
Fujin: It's not sacrifice when one's given no choice.

Fujin: Is that a smug look you're wearing?
D'Vorah: This One expects easy victory.
Fujin: That One is horribly misinformed.

Fujin: What brings you here, D'Vorah?
D'Vorah: The Swarm rises against you, Fujin.
Fujin: I will scatter it with the force of my winds.

Fujin: You have lived life aimlessly.
Erron Black: My aim's the best dang thing about me.
Fujin: Play the fool, I know your true cunning.

Fujin: You once served Shao Kahn?
Erron Black: A hired gun's gotta take work where he can get it.
Fujin: You condemn your descendants to shame.

Fujin: What foul breeze brings you here?
Frost: What else, Fujin? Shinnok's Amulet.
Fujin: You'll not have it, Frost.

Fujin: Was sacrificing your body worth it?
Frost: I'm the perfect weapon now.
Fujin: Then how is it you still fail?

Fujin: You're from my past?
Fujin: Your future. I'm here to warn you.
Fujin: And create a paradox that endangers us both?!

Fujin: Were you also bested by the first Sub-Zero?
Fujin: Mine set not one foot in the Temple of the Elements.
Fujin: I envy your history, brother.

Fujin: Do you also keep mortals close?
Fujin: Better to keep them at a distance.
Fujin: Are you me? Or are you Raiden?

Fujin: A second wind.
Fujin: Just breezing through, brother.
Fujin: Or are you that loathsome shapeshifter?

Fujin: Sent to finish the job?
Geras: Since Frost proved incapable, yes.
Fujin: You'll prove no better, Geras.

Fujin: You are Kronika's crowning achievement?
Geras: I am her will, perfected.
Fujin: So much for intelligent design.

Fujin: The Special Forces are losing their edge.
Jacqui: It's been one fight after the next, Fujin.
Fujin: Fatigue is a pernicious enemy.

Fujin: Your father is an old friend.
Jacqui: You two fought together?
Fujin: We share many of the same scars.

Fujin: Your loyalty to Kitana is commendable.
Jade: You should reconsider yours to Raiden.
Fujin: I cannot take sides against my brother.

Fujin: Does Kotal wish to reclaim his throne?
Jade: He's content with Kitana leadership.
Fujin: Do not let him disrupt the peace.

Fujin: You must calm down.
Jax: Calm down? Jacqui's marrying a Shirai Ryu!
Fujin: Who is Kenshi Takahashi's son, Jackson.

Fujin: We all have our demons, Jackson.
Jax: You've never been one, Fujin.
Fujin: Stop blaming yourself for Quan Chi's sins.

Fujin: You are more smug than usual.
Johnny Cage: I'm the new assistant Thunder God.
Fujin: Raiden should not have healed you.

Fujin: I blessed the ancient tribe that bore your line.
Johnny Cage: Wait a tick, are you my great-great grampa?
Fujin: No, he was insufferable. Just like you.

Fujin: What ill wind brings you here?
Joker: Telling you would spoil the joke.
Fujin: I'll risk it.

Fujin: Not one step further, Joker.
Joker: Or what, Breeze Boy?
Fujin: I will scatter you to the four winds.

Fujin: I had hoped you would reject evil.
Kabal: What's so evil about getting paid?
Fujin: That you ask, shows your depravity.

Fujin: Slow down, Kabal!
Kabal: Let me guess, speed kills?
Fujin: It condemns your soul.

Fujin: Only a fool relieves himself into the wind.
Kano: Eh, what's the worst that could happen?
Fujin: A painful fatality.

Fujin: There is nothing here for you. Begone.
Kano: Rack off, Raiden Lite.
Fujin: Have it your way, Hsu Hao.

Fujin: So you are the new Kahn.
Kitana: The winds of change blow through Outworld.
Fujin: Do nothing to impede their flow.

Fujin: The stories of your mother are true?
Kitana: Sindel's as foul and cruel as you've heard.
Fujin: Traits I hope you did not inherit.

Fujin: State your purpose, Kollector.
Kollector: I will have Earthrealm's treasures.
Fujin: Direct your covetous stare elsewhere.

Fujin: I believe you have something of mine.
Kollector: Is your name on it, Earthrealmer?
Fujin: Hand over the Jinsei medallion.

Fujin: I never supported my brother's aggression.
Kotal Kahn: Nor did you oppose him, Fujin.
Fujin: Are family bonds not sacred to Osh-Tekk?

Fujin: You have spent time among Earthrealmers.
Kotal Kahn: Enough to be wary of trusting them.
Fujin: Paranoia is the enemy of trust.

Fujin: Bo' Rai Cho taught you well.
Kung Lao: Why do I not trust this compliment?
Fujin: Because you have forgotten his lessons.

Fujin: Time for a new hat, Kung Lao.
Kung Lao: Not a chance, it is my favorite!
Fujin: You've become too reliant on it.

Fujin: Your fire is flickering, Liu Kang.
Liu Kang: I may flicker, but I will not fade.
Fujin: Said the candle to the wind.

Fujin: I do not have the answers you seek.
Liu Kang: Then where will I find them, Fujin?
Fujin: Blowing in the wind.

Fujin: You're a clone, not Shao Kahn's daughter.
Mileena: In all the ways that matter, I am.
Fujin: Then what comes next is unavoidable.

Fujin: Shao Kahn will not retake the throne.
Mileena: My father is inevitable, Fujin.
Fujin: Under the weight of my wind, he will snap.

Fujin: Is there a Wind God in your pantheon?
Nightwolf: Far too many to name.
Fujin: Any of them named Fujin?

Fujin: What is your next mission?
Nightwolf: Justice for the Matoka.
Fujin: How will you balance the scales, Nightwolf?

Fujin: You were born ignorant of evil, Bi-Han.
Noob Saibot: In time, I learned better.
Fujin: You have lost yourself to it.

Fujin: Embrace the light of the Jinsei.
Noob Saibot: It would only weaken me.
Fujin: Never underestimate the bright side.

Fujin: Brother, it is past time we talked.
Raiden: Is that what this is? Talking?
Fujin: As I said, it is past time.

Fujin: I have seen you possessed more than once.
Raiden: You have also seen me recover.
Fujin: What happens if you harm Earthrealm next time?

Fujin: You would turn Edenia against Earthrealm?
Rain: If needed, I would not hesitate.
Fujin: How can you claim to be divine?

Fujin: I knew your father, Rain.
Rain: Then acknowledge my godhood.
Fujin: You are unworthy to be his heir.

Fujin: You are much like Jackson Briggs.
Rambo: Yeah? How so.
Fujin: You fight to protect, not destroy.

Fujin: You are the last of an elite group.
Rambo: Which is why I'm fighting until it's over.
Fujin: Do not end it like this!

Fujin: What wind blew you here?
Robocop: I trailed Kano here from my Earth.
Fujin: Are you the result of his mischief?

Fujin: You are unprepared for this realm's dangers.
Robocop: Then you must help me, Fujin.
Fujin: Let your training commence.

Fujin: So you're a grandmaster now.
Scorpion: Of the most powerful ninjas in Earthrealm.
Fujin: Come and test your might.

Fujin: A tempest brews in the Netherrealm.
Scorpion: I shall stand with you against the storm.
Fujin: Let us prepare together.

Fujin: Decades have passed, sorcerer.
Shang Tsung: What are decades to an immortal?
Fujin: They are more peaceful without your schemes.

Fujin: The winds howl with your guilt.
Shang Tsung: I have no shame for my alleged 'crimes'.
Fujin: Then surrender and answer for them.

Fujin: How low the mighty Shao Kahn has fallen.
Shao Kahn: I will reclaim my Empire, Fujin.
Fujin: Your empire is dust in the wind.

Fujin: Outworld has outgrown you.
Shao Kahn: There is no Outworld without me!
Fujin: Without you, it's far better off.

Fujin: Bearing your crown has wisened you.
Sheeva: What other wisdom can you offer, Fujin?
Fujin: Never fight a demigod.

Fujin: You will pledge not to invade Earthrealm.
Sheeva: For today. Tomorrow, who knows?
Fujin: Is it too much to ask for peace?

Fujin: Your hands are steadier than Goro's.
Sheeva: He chased every impulse that ran down his spine.
Fujin: Will you hold fast against the gale?

Fujin: Shao Kahn has debased you.
Sindel: He is the wind beneath my wings.
Fujin: And the poison in your heart.

Fujin: Have you no regrets at all?
Sindel: Why not ask yourself that question?
Fujin: I regret resurrecting you.

Fujin: Blood magic killed Reiko.
Skarlet: Reiko was a novice, I am the master.
Fujin: You have less control than you think.

Fujin: You are disposable to Shao Kahn.
Skarlet: Not if I deliver your head to him.
Fujin: Your fealty makes me question your sanity.

Fujin: Here for more training?
Sonya: You're saying I shouldn't stay prepared?
Fujin: Every warrior must rest, Lieutenant.

Fujin: You must like having a daughter.
Sonya: Still getting used to the whole idea.
Fujin: It is a joy I will never know.

Fujin: Those shoulders carry the weight of the world.
Spawn: Here to tell me I should lighten up?
Fujin: I'm here to give you a peaceful rest.

Fujin: I can return you to your realm.
Spawn: Not until I finish cleaning up this one.
Fujin: Your service is not welcome.

Fujin: Will the Shirai Ryu keep the peace?
Sub-Zero: Scorpion promised to honor it.
Fujin: We will see which way the wind blows.

Fujin: You wish to kill Bi-Han?
Sub-Zero: I wish to save my brother's soul.
Fujin: Then it is a battle we join together.

Fujin: I've never encountered a threat like you.
Terminator: Those who do are terminated.
Fujin: Go back to your realm, construct.

Fujin: There is a storm coming.
Terminator: I know.
Fujin: So you have heard of me.

Geras: Your tribe is so populous.
Baraka: How many are in yours?
Geras: I am eternally alone.

Geras: Submit your tribe to Kronika.
Baraka: Tarkatans do not submit, Geras.
Geras: It is their entire history.

Geras: Your life is a blink in Kronika's eye.
Cassie Cage: Ugh. Are we fighting or philosophizing?
Geras: Mind your place, mortal.

Geras: You remind me of someone.
Cassie Cage: Johnny Cage, Sonya Blade, Helen of Troy?
Geras: Joan of Arc, the young martyr.

Geras: Keeper of the emerald light.
Cassie Cage: And five-time Snazzie award winner.
Geras: Times have changed.

Geras: I have served for eons, Cetrion.
Cetrion: That is your sole purpose.
Geras: But not my sole desire.

Geras: Even you cannot destroy me.
Cetrion: Mortals have bested you, Geras.
Geras: And your brother, too.

Geras: The Swarm dies today.
D'Vorah: Kronika still needs This One, you cog.
Geras: Your service is no longer required.

Geras: Humans are right-minded about insects.
D'Vorah: How, Geras?
Geras: They are sickened by you.

Geras: As a younger man, you were wiser.
Erron Black: Lucky my ass didn't get killed.
Geras: Serve Kronika, or you will.

Geras: For a cryomancer, you run hot.
Frost: My well of hate runs deep.
Geras: Deep enough for you to drown in it.

Geras: You cannot compete with me.
Frost: Competition is life, Geras.
Geras: It will be your death, Frost.

Geras: I'm eternal, not immortal.
Fujin: How does that make us different?
Geras: You can die. I cannot.

Geras: Earth, Fire, Thunder, Wind.
Fujin: Naming your enemies?
Geras: Counting the dead.

Geras: You are not the only Geras.
Geras: She made me and me alone.
Geras: You are a prototype -- like me.

Geras: Kronika revealed the truth.
Geras: I am not the only Geras.
Geras: I was not surprised either.

Geras: If we have multiple models.
Geras: And we don't know who's original.
Geras: Kombat will decide who leads.

Geras: How many lives have you lived?
Geras: Not as many as you.
Geras: I will grind your flaws to polish.

Geras: We have your father.
Jacqui: Give him back, you sonofabitch.
Geras: Comply or you will both perish.

Geras: Cetrion sends her regards.
Jacqui: Here to fight her battles?
Geras: Here to finish what she started.

Geras: Your parents traded you for freedom.
Jade: How did you know that?
Geras: Long have I prepared for this fight.

Geras: The New Era is your only hope.
Jade: I won't follow another tyrant.
Geras: Tyrant? Kronika is a Titan!

Geras: You fight for a hopeless future.
Jax: I fight to live life on my terms.
Geras: We have a better plan for you.

Geras: Surrender your arms to Kronika.
Jax: My weapons or my actual arms?
Geras: Both, Jackson Briggs.

Geras: Actors leave no mark on history.
Johnny Cage: Ronald. Reagan.
Geras: The exception that proves the rule.

Geras: I have seen things you would not believe.
Johnny Cage: Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion?
Geras: Time to die.

Geras: Kronika will reveal your true origin.
Joker: What kind of sick joke is this?!
Geras: Without the mystery, you are merely a man.

Geras: Why do you stare at me, Joker?
Joker: Nothing beats a henchman with muscles.
Geras: Mine will crush you to fine powder.

Geras: You will be another of Raiden's victims.
Kabal: I'm nobody's victim, freak.
Geras: Then fight like you have never fought before.

Geras: You plan to betray us.
Kano: Wot? Who've you been gossiping with?
Geras: Kronika has foreseen it.

Geras: Kronika requires your presence.
Kano: Not until I see some bloody gold.
Geras: Her command was 'dead or alive'.

Geras: Sindel cared for you above all else.
Kitana: What could you know of my mother?
Geras: You would disappoint her now.

Geras: Kronika prefers you to your Revenant.
Kitana: Then why recruit her, Geras?
Geras: To spare you her fate, Kitana!

Geras: I am stunned, Kollector.
Kollector: That I've exceeded all expectations?
Geras: That you fall so far short of them.

Geras: You will keep the Keep's location secret.
Kollector: Secrets are worth more than gold.
Geras: Sell this one, and lose your soul.

Geras: Kill me and I become stronger.
Kotal Kahn: Then I will fight you to the pain.
Geras: I am not familiar with that phrase.

Geras: Osh-Tekk are never tempted by Kronika.
Kotal Kahn: We do not dwell on the past.
Geras: It costs you your future.

Geras: Prove your greatness.
Kung Lao: I do not have anything to prove.
Geras: The refrain of failures throughout history.

Geras: Time stopped before Shao Kahn killed you.
Kung Lao: Are you saying you've seen me die?
Geras: Many times, Kung Lao.

Geras: Spare your friends, Liu Kang.
Liu Kang: I fight to protect them, Geras.
Geras: Fight me and you will lose them.

Geras: Do not mourn your Shaolin brothers.
Liu Kang: I must, because you killed them!
Geras: They will return in the New Era.

Geras: You suffer from Raiden's influence.
Liu Kang: He's given me hope and guidance.
Geras: False hope and misdirection.

Geras: Your service has been requested.
Mileena: And if I refuse, Geras?
Geras: Kronika will not ask again.

Geras: Kronika rejects your demand.
Mileena: To help her, I need an army of clones.
Geras: One of you is enough, Mileena.

Geras: Let Kronika restore the Matoka.
Nightwolf: We'll earn our redemption, Geras.
Geras: Noble, but foolish.

Geras: You are not the first Nightwolf to face me.
Nightwolf: I will be the last.
Geras: So said all the others.

Geras: You wish to be the Lin Kuei's Grandmaster.
Noob Saibot: I wish to form a deadlier clan.
Geras: Then serve Kronika, Bi-Han.

Geras: Raiden, Deceiver of Mortals.
Raiden: Is that how your mistress portrays me?
Geras: And the truth I have witnessed.

Geras: Come thunder, come lightning.
Raiden: Do you fear nothing, Geras?
Geras: Nothing within your power, Raiden.

Geras: Kronika will make you Edenia's Protector.
Rain: What is her price, Geras?
Geras: That you humble yourself before her.

Geras: The bastard son of Argus.
Rain: I am his heir, Geras.
Geras: Not in this, or any other timeline.

Geras: I have born witness to all of your battles.
Rambo: Then you know this war's just begun.
Geras: And also how it ends.

Geras: Your war with Sheriff Teasle was avoidable.
Rambo: He drew first blood, not me!
Geras: Your response was disproportionate to his actions.

Geras: Each of us has been given the illusion of freedom.
Robocop: Meaning what, Geras?
Geras: That we are both beholden to our creators.

Geras: You have suffered much, Alex Murphy.
Robocop: How do you know my history?
Geras: I am a student of all realities.

Geras: Kronika would have restored your clan.
Scorpion: Innocents won't suffer to ease my pain.
Geras: Selfless, but pointless.

Geras: I can erase you, Scorpion.
Scorpion: I can be resurrected too, Geras.
Geras: Erase you from this life and the next.

Geras: You scheme against Kronika.
Shang Tsung: Prove your slander, Geras.
Geras: In all previous timelines, you betrayed her.

Geras: Why reject Kronika's destiny for you?
Shang Tsung: No one controls my fate.
Geras: The grandest illusion of all.

Geras: Admit your true motives.
Shao Kahn: The Keep and the Hourglass will be mine.
Geras: Your ambition is terminal.

Geras: Surrender the hammer, Shao Kahn.
Shao Kahn: Take it from me, Geras.
Geras: I will pry it from your cold, dead hands.

Geras: Hail Kronika, Keeper of Time.
Sheeva: Hail me or I'll rend you to bits.
Geras: By all means, Sheeva, make me stronger.

Geras: I have watched your ascent with keen interest.
Sheeva: Hoping to recruit me for your Maker?
Geras: Yes. But those hopes were for nought.

Geras: Abide Kronika's will, Sindel.
Sindel: Only if Shinnok is wiped from history.
Geras: Kronika will not abandon her son.

Geras: Many men have fallen serving you.
Sindel: And here you are, a man who rises on cue.
Geras: I was not created for you, Outworlder.

Geras: We are both unique in the universe.
Skarlet: Being unique is nothing special.
Geras: Maybe not in your case, Skarlet.

Geras: Kronika will not abide your attack on me.
Skarlet: Your blood will make me immortal.
Geras: You are not the first to think so.

Geras: You can avoid your untimely death.
Sonya: Can't win if I'm not willing to die.
Geras: Don't hasten your own demise.

Geras: I will kill Johnny Cage.
Sonya: Do it, he's a pain in the ass.
Geras: You bluff poorly, Sonya Blade.

Geras: In life and death, you are a killer.
Spawn: Stalking bad guys is my comfort zone.
Geras: Your victims are not ALL bad, are they?

Geras: I've encountered your kind in the past.
Spawn: I'm not the first Spawn, but I'm the best.
Geras: I prefer your Medieval counterpart.

Geras: I saw the Ice Age thaw.
Sub-Zero: That was before my time.
Geras: Your time will be far more brief.

Geras: The coldest death cannot stop me.
Sub-Zero: Six meters of solid ice will.
Geras: Do your worst, Sub-Zero.

Geras: You cannot beat death as I can.
Sub-Zero: I have been resurrected before.
Geras: But not a thousand times.

Geras: You cannot answer the riddle of steel.
Terminator: That information is not within my files.
Geras: Then be cast out from these realms.

Geras: We are both constructs, built to serve.
Terminator: You are also a Terminator?
Geras: When my creator requires it.

Jacqui: Those are cool blades, Baraka.
Baraka: Why compliment me?
Jacqui: To take the sting out of losing.

Jacqui: You got knife skills, but can you cook?
Baraka: I have recipes for human flesh.
Jacqui: You had to ask, Briggs.

Jacqui: I've been thinking a lot about what Kronika said.
Cassie Cage: Don't follow your Dad down that path.
Jacqui: It's the only way to help him, Cass.

Jacqui: You're always getting me in trouble.
Cassie Cage: You love trouble and you know it.
Jacqui: Not as much as you do, sister.

Jacqui: Frost is gunning for you, Cass.
Cassie Cage: Tell that bitch anytime, anywhere.
Jacqui: Friend-to-friend, you need practice.

Jacqui: I'm still ticked off about Shaun Boon.
Cassie Cage: Prom was ten years ago, Jacqui!
Jacqui: You knew I liked him, Cass.

Jacqui: You stood with Shinnok, Cetrion.
Cetrion: I stood for nature's balance.
Jacqui: Still counts as taking his side.

Jacqui: Bring on the rematch.
Cetrion: Do not be suicidal, Miss Briggs.
Jacqui: I'm not the one risking death.

Jacqui: Thought we were done with you.
D'Vorah: The Kytinn always survive.
Jacqui: Not a gauntlet you want to drop.

Jacqui: Got a swarm hidden in there, huh?
D'Vorah: This One will be pleased to show you.
Jacqui: Let's keep it locked up, shall we?

Jacqui: I'm sorry, I should be nervous?
Erron Black: As jumpy as spit on a hot skillet.
Jacqui: You need more than a pair of six guns.

Jacqui: Twirling pistols won't win this.
Erron Black: I don't just twirl 'em, I make 'em sing.
Jacqui: Yeah, way off key.

Jacqui: I hear Sub-Zero's no fan.
Frost: He's never respected my power.
Jacqui: Chip, meet shoulder.

Jacqui: So you're basically Lady Sub-Zero.
Frost: Our differences are deeper than gender.
Jacqui: is there a wiki or something?

Jacqui: Frost and Cetrion tried taking you out?
Fujin: Thankfully, I got my second wind.
Jacqui: You been hanging with dad, Fujin?

Jacqui: Kronika might not be finished.
Fujin: Then we must prepare to defend Earthrealm.
Jacqui: Roger that.

Jacqui: You don't know jack about my future.
Geras: You have none without Kronika.
Jacqui: I call bullshit.

Jacqui: Are you man or monster?
Geras: I am the Alpha and the Omega.
Jacqui: An egomaniac monster.

Jacqui: Are you my conscience?
Jacqui: Just making sure you're not slacking.
Jacqui: A Briggs doesn't slack.

Jacqui: Tell Mr. Cage I don't need a stunt double!
Jacqui: He's just protecting his investment, Jacqui.
Jacqui: That wasn't the deal.

Jacqui: Gotta say, love your tech.
Jacqui: And that look is killin' it!
Jacqui: Did we just become best friends!?

Jacqui: How's this gonna go?
Jacqui: No matter what, better than Fiji.
Jacqui: Do not bring up Fiji.

Jacqui: Fought your Revenant a time or two.
Jade: And who was victorious, Jacqueline?
Jacqui: Me. Obviously.

Jacqui: I'm not down with imperialism, Jade.
Jade: Strong empires provide shelter for weaker races.
Jacqui: Oh don't even go there!

Jacqui: Here to ground me?
Jax: I would if I thought you'd listen.
Jacqui: I'm an adult, Dad.

Jacqui: Don't have time for a lecture.
Jax: Listen up, Jacqueline Sonya Briggs.
Jacqui: I hate it when you do that.

Jacqui: So you and Dad mixed it up once.
Johnny Cage: Yeah I delivered the Boom.
Jacqui: That's not how I heard it.

Jacqui: Should I tell Dad you asked me that?
Johnny Cage: Whoa Jacqui Jax! I was kidding.
Jacqui: You'd better hope so.

Jacqui: You were a great teacher, Mr. Cage.
Johnny Cage: Come sit at your master's feet.
Jacqui: You were also way less of a jerk.

Jacqui: Old You spilled about the Fiji mission?
Johnny Cage: Heard all about the Uzis and umbrella drinks.
Jacqui: I am going to kill him.

Jacqui: Dad gave everything, fighting guys like you.
Joker: And how did that work out for him?
Jacqui: His pain is no joke.

Jacqui: Just who are you under the make up?
Joker: That's the million dollar question, dearie.
Jacqui: How about I shoot it off, and we'll see.

Jacqui: Just how fast is 'Kabal Fast'?
Kabal: You'll never catch me, Briggs.
Jacqui: Assuming your legs aren't broken.

Jacqui: That mask is just. wow.
Kabal: Says the lady wearing tinfoil gloves.
Jacqui: Don't compare us, Kabal.

Jacqui: I am so sick of you.
Kano: Couldn't pay me to stay away, love.
Jacqui: A Briggs beatdown will change your mind.

Jacqui: You couldn't just stay dead?
Kano: I ain't so easy snuff out, Baby Briggs.
Jacqui: Then you won't mind me trying.

Jacqui: Women warriors should stick together.
Kitana: Realm before gender, Jacqueline Briggs.
Jacqui: If that's how you wanna play it, fine.

Jacqui: You knew dad before time got jacked?
Kitana: Had it progressed, we'd have died together.
Jacqui: Seriously? Shit.

Jacqui: Ready to rumble, money bags?
Kollector: And secure a quick profit.
Jacqui: I'm gonna bankrupt your ass.

Jacqui: You're not squeezing cash out of me.
Kollector: All will pay tribute, Earthrealmer!
Jacqui: How about I drop two fists on you?

Jacqui: Shouldn't have bailed on us against Shinnok.
Kotal Kahn: Outworld stood a better chance alone.
Jacqui: Good thing for Outworld Cass took him down.

Jacqui: In the old days your skin wasn't blue?
Kotal Kahn: The color is reserved for Osh Tekk Kahns.
Jacqui: Then I hope it washes off, Kotal.

Jacqui: Jin told me about you.
Kung Lao: My nephew must adore me.
Jacqui: Not as much as you do.

Jacqui: That hat's old school.
Kung Lao: Never mess with a classic.
Jacqui: Classic' is a nice word for 'busted'.

Jacqui: How are you gonna defend Earthrealm?
Liu Kang: With dragon fire, Jacqueline.
Jacqui: This I gotta see.

Jacqui: Special Forces have Earthrealm covered.
Liu Kang: You could use Shaolin assistance.
Jacqui: Who was it again that capped Shinnok?

Jacqui: A lot of fighters say they're the best.
Liu Kang: Only a few can back it up.
Jacqui: I'm proud to be one of the few.

Jacqui: Does Kitana know you're back?
Mileena: Not yet. I will visit her soon.
Jacqui: That's not happening, Mileena.

Jacqui: Didn't lose a wink after watching you die.
Mileena: Nor will I, after eviscerating your corpse.
Jacqui: And that right there is why.

Jacqui: So Scorpion beat you at the tournament.
Nightwolf: To stay on his path, he had to win.
Jacqui: Hold up. You're saying you let him?

Jacqui: There have been other 'Nightwolves'?
Nightwolf: I am the latest in a long line.
Jacqui: Mind. Blown.

Jacqui: So you're the Grandmaster's brother?
Noob Saibot: I am the Lin Kuei's true Grandmaster.
Jacqui: Shouldn't you be alive?

Jacqui: Being a ghost must be lonely.
Noob Saibot: The darkness is my friend.
Jacqui: How's that denial working for you?

Jacqui: Where's Quan Chi?
Raiden: The time merger did not restore him.
Jacqui: If he comes back, he's mine.

Jacqui: My dad needs help, Raiden!
Raiden: I pray the Elder Gods will give him strength.
Jacqui: Thoughts and prayers aren't enough.

Jacqui: Haven't seen you since Mileena went down.
Rain: I had no choice but to strategically withdraw.
Jacqui: In other words, you ran away.

Jacqui: Whatever happened to Tanya?
Rain: We parted ways after the loss to Kotal.
Jacqui: Should've formed a losers support group.

Jacqui: Hear there's a lot you can teach me.
Rambo: I learned how to fight from the best.
Jacqui: Bring it.

Jacqui: Hold up. You were Special Forces?
Rambo: Yeah, I wore the green beret.
Jacqui: Well this sure just got interesting.

Jacqui: Time for you to go home.
Robocop: I will leave once I have caught Kano.
Jacqui: He'll answer to us, not you.

Jacqui: What did Kronika do to you?
Robocop: She ionized me, but I'm all right now.
Jacqui: We'd better make sure, Murphy.

Jacqui: Any chance of a Shirai Ryu training mission?
Scorpion: Training outsiders is Sub-Zero's passion.
Jacqui: Huh. Takeda thought you'd be interested.

Jacqui: What's this about a blood ceremony?
Scorpion: Marry Takeda, you marry the Shirai Ryu.
Jacqui: Do we get matching rope spears?

Jacqui: Gotta be weird, filling your own shoes.
Scorpion: I will honor my future self's dying request.
Jacqui: We'll hold you to it, Scorpion.

Jacqui: You're the soul sucker, huh?
Shang Tsung: Your choice of words, not mine.
Jacqui: That case, I'm gonna get you.

Jacqui: The original big bad boss.
Shang Tsung: The unproven next-generation aspirant.
Jacqui: Allow me to present my qualifications.

Jacqui: Any last words?
Shao Kahn: I'll make this quick, Earthrealmer.
Jacqui: Ha! You wish.

Jacqui: Never thought I'd fight Shao Kahn.
Shao Kahn: Run, girl, before you die.
Jacqui: No Briggs ever backs down.

Jacqui: I'll give it to you Sheeva, you can slay.
Sheeva: To slay is the essence of being Shokan.
Jacqui: Then I must be part-Shokan.

Jacqui: Somebody skipped Leg Day.
Sheeva: Is that the tone to use with a Queen?
Jacqui: That's the tone I use for anyone.

Jacqui: My name is Jacqueline Briggs.
Sindel: I killed your father.
Jacqui: Prepare to die.

Jacqui: What do you expect from me?
Sindel: Flattery, service, worship.
Jacqui: And I thought Cass was a diva.

Jacqui: It's Halloween again already?
Skarlet: This. is no costume.
Jacqui: No trick? No treat.

Jacqui: Met you on my first trip to Outworld.
Skarlet: You were Reiko's prisoner.
Jacqui: This is for torturing me and Cass.

Jacqui: You scared all of us in second grade.
Sonya: Why would seven-year olds be scared of me?
Jacqui: You drilled us like plebes!

Jacqui: My turn to kick the C.O.'s ass.
Sonya: Except I'm not your C.O. in my timeline.
Jacqui: Please Sonya, indulge me.

Jacqui: Let's just acknowledge the weirdness.
Sonya: It's like I'm fighting Jax, but he's a girl.
Jacqui: I love dad, but I stand on my own.

Jacqui: Your weakness is you're all kicks.
Sonya: And yours is you're all punches.
Jacqui: What we have here is a contest.

Jacqui: Hey Auntie.
Sonya: I'll never get used to that.
Jacqui: Sorry, old habits.

Jacqui: Pop never mentioned meeting you.
Spawn: The Hell I'm from isn't yours.
Jacqui: Feel free to go right back to it.

Jacqui: I don't trust folks who deal with devils.
Spawn: I killed all my devils.
Jacqui: Not sure that's any better.

Jacqui: Testing me again, Sub-Zero?
Sub-Zero: Prepare yourself, Jacqueline Briggs.
Jacqui: Please, I was born ready.

Jacqui: Didn't see snow on the forecast.
Sub-Zero: Kombat is full of surprises.
Jacqui: Remember that when I toast you.

Jacqui: I've got new gear to test.
Sub-Zero: Want to know if it's cold-proof?
Jacqui: Let's find out.

Jacqui: Is it true Sub-Zero's now 'plain zero'?
Terminator: My mission objective is complete.
Jacqui: Damn.

Jacqui: Five bucks says you're here to kill me.
Terminator: Of course. I'm a Terminator.
Jacqui: You can do this, Briggs.

Jade: Our future is bleak, Baraka.
Baraka: Then it must be fought.
Jade: Are we allies or enemies in this battle?

Jade: Rule of Outworld was to be shared.
Baraka: Kitana Kahn would have us surrender it.
Jade: She seeks only compromise.

Jade: In the future you're dead, I'm a Revenant.
Baraka: I prefer my fate to yours.
Jade: I must agree, Baraka.

Jade: Child of the emerald light.
Cassie Cage: Commander Cage works too.
Jade: Let us see what you command.

Jade: We are not enemies, Commander Cage.
Cassie Cage: Consider this a cultural exchange.
Jade: That's agreeable.

Jade: Why do you serve evil?
Cetrion: Nature's equilibrium is not evil.
Jade: It is to those who suffer it.

Jade: Please, hear my words.
Cetrion: Mortals have no wisdom for gods.
Jade: Since when is ignorance a virtue?

Jade: Shame on you, Cetrion.
Cetrion: You dare disrespect an Elder God?
Jade: I dare to kill one.

Jade: Shao Kahn massacred the Kytinn.
D'Vorah: Because of This One, we survived.
Jade: And now you defend your butcher?

Jade: Outworld needs a new direction.
D'Vorah: The Kytinn will provide it, Jade.
Jade: Not while Kitana is Kahn.

Jade: Scurry back to the Kytinn.
D'Vorah: I will bring your corpse to feed the Hive.
Jade: It will starve, D'Vorah.

Jade: How can Kotal trust you?
Erron Black: Does he really have a choice, Jade?
Jade: Wrong answer, Earthrealmer.

Jade: Those guns are liable to misfire.
Erron Black: Nothing misfires in these hands, missy.
Jade: You have a Cage-sized ego.

Jade: Sub-Zero's former student.
Frost: I exceed him in every way.
Jade: In your mind, perhaps.

Jade: Kronika's minion.
Frost: Better than being Kotal's kept woman.
Jade: At least my body remains my own.

Jade: Where were you as we battled Kronika?
Fujin: That is unimportant, that I'm here now is.
Jade: Answer, or I'll know I can't trust you.

Jade: Another of Earthrealm's protectors?
Fujin: I am sworn to its safety, Jade.
Jade: You must foreswear Raiden's methods, Fujin.

Jade: Did Kronika give you a soul?
Geras: She saw no need for one.
Jade: Then I'll destroy you with a clear conscience.

Jade: Kronika has nothing to offer.
Geras: She can remake your Revenant fate.
Jade: But at what cost?

Jade: I apologize for offending, Jacqueline.
Jacqui: You should study Earthrealm history.
Jade: And you should be more forgiving.

Jade: I am not the Revenant you know.
Jacqui: Bet you fight like her, though.
Jade: She has but a shadow of my skill.

Jade: This spell must be broken.
Jade: You don't command such magic.
Jade: Who says I need any?

Jade: Is there another Kotal, too?
Jade: We won't have to share.
Jade: Then what is it we're fighting over?

Jade: You must join me in fixing time.
Jade: And commit us to a dark future?
Jade: Our sacrifice will save the realms.

Jade: Are you friend or foe?
Jade: We are twins, Jade.
Jade: That doesn't answer my question.

Jade: Time has collapsed yet again.
Jade: Maybe not for the last time.
Jade: How many more of us are there?

Jade: Kronika sends you against me?
Jade: She's the future's only hope.
Jade: You've been seduced by lies.

Jade: Your daughter is quite the warrior.
Jax: Glad she got something from me.
Jade: You're far too modest, Jackson.

Jade: I am also no friend of Ermac's.
Jax: You suggesting we pay him a little visit?
Jade: Something like that.

Jade: Earthrealm's women like you?
Johnny Cage: Like? The word is worship.
Jade: They have no standards.

Jade: Your ego rivals Shao Kahn's.
Johnny Cage: Yeah, but he's not nearly as pretty.
Jade: Also your self delusion.

Jade: What makes you a warrior?
Johnny Cage: Well for one, I'm dead sexy.
Jade: Hardly, Johnny Cage.

Jade: Are you Earthrealm's best?
Johnny Cage: Honey, I put the 'bank' in 'Bankable Star'.
Jade: My victory will honor Outworld.

Jade: Which realm do you hail from?
Joker: It's funny you should ask that.
Jade: Answer me, Joker!

Jade: I've never met someone so horrid.
Joker: Oh, sweetie, it was just a joke.
Jade: You killed millions of people!

Jade: Someone paid you to find me?
Kabal: Find, kill. You get the idea.
Jade: They've wasted their money.

Jade: You're as vile as your Revenant.
Kabal: Tried a face turn, didn't take.
Jade: I'd spare you if it had.

Jade: Keep the Black Dragon out of Outworld.
Kano: Gotta go where business takes me, love.
Jade: There's none for you, Kano.

Jade: You sold out Kotal to Mileena.
Kano: My loyalty's always for sale.
Jade: Which is why no one will miss you.

Jade: Now that you're Kahn, we can free Edenia.
Kitana: De-merging realms isn't simple, Jade.
Jade: Then we must start immediately.

Jade: Outworld couldn't ask for a better Kahn.
Kitana: I hope to prove worthy of your faith.
Jade: I will aid you if you fall short, Kitana.

Jade: So, Kitana. Liu Kang?
Kitana: Jade, he's just a friend.
Jade: I see how you look at him.

Jade: Shao Kahn's out there, plotting against you.
Kitana: I expect no less from him.
Jade: We must be ready when the time comes.

Jade: You never fought in the tournament.
Kollector: It promised no return on my investment.
Jade: Defending your realm's honor is not enough?

Jade: Outworld's citizens want your head.
Kollector: No one likes paying tribute.
Jade: Because it fuels Shao Kahn's corruption.

Jade: Do you miss your entourage, Kotal?
Kotal Kahn: I have only ever missed you.
Jade: This fight may change your mind.

Jade: It heartens me to see you better.
Kotal Kahn: There is much to be done for Outworld.
Jade: Then shall we begin?

Jade: The Osh-Tekk aren't following your lead.
Kotal Kahn: Their hatred for Tarkatans runs deep.
Jade: You must do more to sway them, Kotal.

Jade: Kitana's scouts have found D'Vorah.
Kotal Kahn: Dawn breaks on the horizon.
Jade: By day's end, she will face justice.

Jade: This will be easy.
Kung Lao: Someone is presumptuous today.
Jade: Knocking your hat off ends this fight.

Jade: I expect monks to be humble.
Kung Lao: I am the exception to the rule.
Jade: Or a failure to your order.

Jade: How does Liu Kang suffer your foolishness?
Kung Lao: Deep down, I amuse him.
Jade: Outworlders don't share this humor.

Jade: What are your intentions toward Kitana?
Liu Kang: Only honorable ones, I assure you.
Jade: Hurt her, Liu Kang, and you answer to me.

Jade: Your reputation precedes you.
Liu Kang: It reflects well upon me, I hope?
Jade: If you live up to it, monk.

Jade: Consider having a word with Kung Lao.
Liu Kang: Is he boasting again, Jade.
Jade: He could learn from your humility.

Jade: The unholy abomination.
Mileena: Greets the bootlicking sycophant.
Jade: For Kitana Kahn, you will die.

Jade: Kitana believes you can be saved.
Mileena: My sister is tragically mistaken.
Jade: Which is why I will show you no mercy.

Jade: What powers did your Great Spirit give you?
Nightwolf: Fight me and find out.
Jade: Invitation accepted, Nightwolf.

Jade: I commend your loyalty to Earthrealm.
Nightwolf: I serve it to serve the Matoka.
Jade: As long as you serve, Nightwolf.

Jade: You were the first Sub-Zero.
Noob Saibot: And the only one who mattered.
Jade: The Lin Kuei are better off without you.

Jade: Your patron, Quan Chi, is dead.
Noob Saibot: With Kronika, I surpass him.
Jade: Yet still, you die today.

Jade: If you save her, there will be two of me?
Raiden: If I can turn your Revenant, yes.
Jade: Part of me wishes you do not succeed.

Jade: Will the eras ever be unmerged?
Raiden: Past and Present are permanently joined.
Jade: Then there is no hope for Edenia.

Jade: To rule well, Kitana Kahn needs all of us.
Raiden: I am honored to provide her assistance.
Jade: Do not fail me, Raiden.

Jade: It's not your lineage that I despise, Rain.
Rain: Then what is it, Princess?
Jade: Your attempt on Kotal's life.

Jade: Outworld follows Kitana, not you.
Rain: I am the god here, Jade.
Jade: Yet you do nothing to earn our faith.

Jade: I have heard stories about your skills.
Rambo: Here to see if they're true?
Jade: Whether you intend to employ them against us.

Jade: Guerilla tactics will be useless here.
Rambo: I can handle a straight up fight.
Jade: We will soon find out.

Jade: You owe your creators no loyalty.
Robocop: It is embedded into my programming.
Jade: They have made you a slave.

Jade: You came here to apprehend Kano?
Robocop: He is a fugitive from justice.
Jade: For the sake of all realms, may you find him.

Jade: You fought alongside my Revenant?
Scorpion: She lacks your honor and skill.
Jade: Then she must be defeated.

Jade: The bond among Shirai Ryu is remarkable.
Scorpion: Without them, I am nothing.
Jade: Do not let loyalty become obsession.

Jade: Your clan is Earthrealmers only?
Scorpion: Only they have proved worthy, Jade.
Jade: Until today, Scorpion.

Jade: You cloned Kitana, you despicable fiend!
Shang Tsung: Would you like a sister, too, Jade?
Jade: I would like to end your life.

Jade: I'll return every soul you've stolen.
Shang Tsung: Such spells are beyond your ken, Jade.
Jade: Doubting me will not stop me.

Jade: Kitana becoming Kahn must burn you.
Shao Kahn: She won't be Kahn for long, Jade.
Jade: You won't threaten her rule.

Jade: That Kronika chose you speaks volumes.
Shao Kahn: She'd have won, had she heeded me.
Jade: What do you know of victory, Shao Kahn?

Jade: Outworld rejects you, Shao Kahn.
Shao Kahn: Without me, it will crumble.
Jade: Freedom will bind us together.

Jade: Kotal Kahn sends his regards.
Shao Kahn: The coward sends his woman to face me.
Jade: This woman will be your death.

Jade: I admire how you gained your throne.
Sheeva: That the Shokan males held a contest, and I won?
Jade: Fight as you did that day.

Jade: Find it in your heart to forgive Kotal.
Sheeva: He has yet to suffer for killing Goro.
Jade: Goro shed first blood, not Kotal.

Jade: Pardon this imposition, Empress.
Sindel: Impose yourself on someone else, Jade.
Jade: What I do now, I do to free Outworld.

Jade: As a child, I venerated you.
Sindel: And as an adult, you will obey me.
Jade: As an adult, I've outgrown you.

Jade: It's not too late to join Kitana.
Skarlet: I'll never betray Shao Kahn.
Jade: Then face the consequences, Skarlet.

Jade: Shao Kahn's blood magic is evil.
Skarlet: It invigorates me, Jade.
Jade: It destroys your soul.

Jade: This isn't how you earn my respect.
Skarlet: I want Shao Kahn's, not yours.
Jade: You will gain neither, Skarlet.

Jade: We are allies now, Sonya.
Sonya: Maybe after this fight, we are.
Jade: Raiden said you were stubborn.

Jade: I had to follow Shao Kahn's orders.
Sonya: Then why enlist with him?
Jade: Shao Kahn does not enlist, he conscripts.

Jade: What is your business with Outworld?
Spawn: Saving it from corrupt Kahns.
Jade: Not all Kahns are evil, Spawn.

Jade: Show me your suit's power.
Spawn: You won't live to tell about it.
Jade: Prickly, even for a dead man.

Jade: You seem confident.
Sub-Zero: Lin Kuei fight flawlessly.
Jade: Now you seem over-confident.

Jade: I regret I must decline, Sub-Zero.
Sub-Zero: Only the best are asked to be Lin Kuei.
Jade: My allegiance is to Outworld.

Jade: All Cryomancers come from Outworld.
Sub-Zero: I know little of my ancestors.
Jade: Then you have much to learn.

Jade: Cyborgs do not scare me.
Terminator: Why not?
Jade: It's heart, not steel, which strengthens us.

Jade: Are you of concern to Outworld?
Terminator: Does it contain sentient humanoid life?
Jade: I'll take that as yes.

Jax: Somebody's getting teeth broken.
Baraka: Or his metal arms cut off.
Jax: Or his arm blades ripped out.

Jax: You are one ugly sonofabitch.
Baraka: Silence, Earthrealmer!
Jax: Those dulcet tones aren't much better.

Jax: Ya know, in the Marines, officers eat last.
Cassie Cage: You think I need leadership training?
Jax: I think you're in over your head.

Jax: I can't, Cassie, I'm your godfather.
Cassie Cage: Don't worry about it, Uncle J.
Jax: How to explain this to Sonya?

Jax: I've learned to tolerate your father.
Cassie Cage: Ooh! America's Next Top Bromance!
Jax: Now that's a bridge too far.

Jax: Quit driving me out of my mind.
Cetrion: I am no scheming demon, Jackson.
Jax: Cetrion, you're straight-up poison.

Jax: Don't front like we're pals.
Cetrion: Someday, your heart will change.
Jax: Too bad you're going down today.

Jax: Didn't see you at the tournament.
D'Vorah: I was transporting Shaolin prisoners.
Jax: So it's your butt Raiden kicked.

Jax: Bugs, bullets, magic. All the same to me.
D'Vorah: All three can kill you, Major.
Jax: Been doing a shit job so far.

Jax: You still with Kotal Kahn?
Erron Black: Until a better offer comes along.
Jax: Can't respect a man with no code.

Jax: Being Kotal's wingman won't save you.
Erron Black: Don't I get diplomatic immunity?
Jax: You're forgetting the Black Dragon exception.

Jax: Thought the Lin Kuei were like family?
Frost: Family only ever held me back.
Jax: Your Daddy must be so proud.

Jax: Here comes the ruckus.
Frost: I have the technological advantage.
Jax: Maybe, but you've got no soul.

Jax: So there's Raiden and you?
Fujin: And gods of Earth and Fire.
Jax: How many gods do we need?

Jax: I hear together we kick Netherrealm's ass.
Fujin: We help turn the tide against Shinnok.
Jax: That's a future worth fighting for.

Jax: You're pretty jacked for an errand boy.
Geras: This mission is no errand.
Jax: Nah, it's a chore for both of us.

Jax: Joining your boss ain't in the cards.
Geras: Then your spirit will break.
Jax: Maybe one day, but not today.

Jax: So what the heck happened in Fiji?
Jacqui: God, can we not do this?
Jax: Don't keep secrets from your old man.

Jax: I do all right, raising you?
Jacqui: You did the best you could.
Jax: Not exactly a ringing endorsement.

Jax: Your friends tortured me in Goro's Lair.
Jade: I have renounced them and Shao Kahn.
Jax: Doesn't mean you're forgiven.

Jax: This is a funny way to gain my trust.
Jade: In kombat, our true selves are revealed.
Jax: All right, put your cards on the table.

Jax: So now there's another me?
Jax: Chill, we're brothers in arms.
Jax: That's still TBD.

Jax: Time to go to work.
Jax: You point, I'll shoot.
Jax: The Black Dragon is going down.

Jax: What's your Vera like?
Jax: Vera? Who's Vera?
Jax: I pity you, fool.

Jax: Heard you gave Cage a shiner.
Jax: He pushes every damn one of my buttons.
Jax: You, me, and everyone else.

Jax: English please, Cage?
Johnny Cage: Does Jax eat snacks by the tracks?
Jax: Jax whacks hacks across their backs.

Jax: Not surprised I have a kid, but you?
Johnny Cage: I know. Especially after the snip-snip.
Jax: Never let Cassie hear you say that.

Jax: You win every room you walk into.
Johnny Cage: It's exhausting being so perfect.
Jax: Dammit, you're vain.

Jax: Got my eye on you, Cage.
Johnny Cage: I'll treat Sonya like a queen.
Jax: You damn well better.

Jax: Dead or alive, you're coming with me.
Joker: Whatever you say, robo-cop.
Jax: Gonna smack that grin right off him.

Jax: I'll never forgive you, Joker.
Joker: Which of my crimes has your panties twisted?
Jax: Making Kano seem like less of a monster.

Jax: How 'bout you turn yourself in.
Kabal: No chance, Briggs.
Jax: Then I'll turn you inside out.

Jax: Black Dragon thug.
Kabal: You say that like it's bad.
Jax: Gonna hunt you all down.

Jax: Hold up. Didn't you die?
Kano: A magician can't reveal his secrets.
Jax: Fine, I'll just beat 'em outta you.

Jax: Still gotta answer for Sonya's partner.
Kano: Best let sleeping dogs lie, mate.
Jax: Not when the dog's rabid like you.

Jax: This is the last time, Kano.
Kano: Your daughter's sure gonna miss you.
Jax: Ain't nobody gonna miss you.

Jax: When did you commit your first crime?
Kano: Was an ankle biter, five or six.
Jax: Nature one, nurture zero.

Jax: Don't usually fight royalty, Kitana.
Kitana: There's a first time for everything.
Jax: Hopefully won't be my last.

Jax: Gods, monsters. This shit's crazy.
Kitana: That's how I felt in Manhattan.
Jax: New York? Also crazy.

Jax: Jacqui needs a man like yours.
Kitana: I've heard good things about Takeda.
Jax: He sure ain't no Chosen One.

Jax: You don't have to fight Earthrealm.
Kollector: Shao Kahn must have its riches.
Jax: He's gonna choke on 'em.

Jax: Wait, you're not Shokan?
Kollector: They have four arms, we have six.
Jax: Must be something in Outworld's water.

Jax: Hear Jacqui tried talking sense into you.
Kotal Kahn: I was deaf to her pleas about Shinnok.
Jax: It ain't never worth it to appease him.

Jax: Never thought Kitana'd end up Kahn.
Kotal Kahn: I need no reminder, Commander Briggs.
Jax: I hope you're not getting any ideas.

Jax: Remember that time at the Dead Pool?
Kung Lao: You gave Reptile an acid bath.
Jax: This is gonna hurt worse.

Jax: You're no soldier, Kung Lao.
Kung Lao: I'll fight you and your squad, Jax.
Jax: You fight, but you don't show respect.

Jax: I like Liu Kang better than you.
Kung Lao: I like your candor but not your taste.
Jax: It's 'cause you say BS like that.

Jax: Your fire is impressive.
Liu Kang: I appreciate your humility.
Jax: Didn't say you could beat me with it.

Jax: Sonya's got a lot of faith in you.
Liu Kang: Coming from her, that means something.
Jax: I think you're still untested.

Jax: Now there's a face I didn't need to see.
Mileena: Aw, you don't appreciate me, Jax.
Jax: Woman, you scare the crap outta me.

Jax: We have Shang Tsung to thank for you?
Mileena: Who else but the great sorcerer?
Jax: Reason number 5000 that man is on my shit list.

Jax: What's with the cold shoulder?
Nightwolf: Your army and the Matoka go way back.
Jax: Enough said.

Jax: Y'know we both become Revenants.
Nightwolf: Except you get saved, and I end up cursed.
Jax: Was in the right place, at the right time.

Jax: Man, Scorpion toasted you.
Noob Saibot: Ermac ripped off your arms.
Jax: But I survived, you didn't.

Jax: So you knew my Revenant.
Noob Saibot: I taught him to embrace death.
Jax: School's out, Bi-Han.

Jax: You're a weapon of mass destruction.
Raiden: That is how you think of me?
Jax: Of anyone calling himself a 'god'.

Jax: Your memories of the future include this?
Raiden: We are in uncharted territory, Major.
Jax: Is that a good thing or not?

Jax: This timeline's still a hot mess, Raiden.
Raiden: I am not sure we can ever correct it.
Jax: Not what I wanted to hear.

Jax: You should've left Jacqui alone.
Rain: I never meant to cause you any sorrow.
Jax: Well now I'm going to cause you pain.

Jax: We've got you surrounded, Rain.
Rain: Then shall we begin the party?
Jax: Party's over. You're out of time.

Jax: You took out Shao Kahn's army single-handed?
Rambo: Just did what had to be done.
Jax: You gotta gift for demolition, man.

Jax: I never learned how to shoot a bow.
Rambo: And you call yourself a soldier?
Jax: What are you, my drill sergeant?

Jax: You got any original parts left?
Robocop: Just what's under the helmet.
Jax: And I thought losing my arms was bad.

Jax: So you're after Kano, too?
Robocop: He's wanted for many crimes on my Earth.
Jax: Damn, that guy gets around.

Jax: Not sure I like Jacqui with one of yours.
Scorpion: Takeda is worthy, Commander.
Jax: He damn well better be.

Jax: Going after a man's family? That's low.
Scorpion: Which is why Quan Chi is dead.
Jax: Good riddance to bad trash.

Jax: Netherrealm's screwed us both over.
Scorpion: Then we are of the same mind.
Jax: Road trip.

Jax: This must be my lucky day.
Shang Tsung: Major Briggs, my old captive.
Jax: And I remember all of it.

Jax: No more mind games.
Shang Tsung: It is not your mind I want.
Jax: I got soul to spare, but none for you.

Jax: Your flunky really ticked me off.
Shao Kahn: Ermac was to kill you.
Jax: As if ripping my arms off would do it.

Jax: You're old news, Shao Kahn.
Shao Kahn: I won't be insulted.
Jax: Need a safe space?

Jax: Damn, Sheeva, that you?
Sheeva: Address me as Queen of the Shokan.
Jax: I see you've gone full diva.

Jax: You got four arms, I got cyber arms.
Sheeva: Placing you at a disadvantage.
Jax: Not if R&D did its job.

Jax: Fighting ladies? Not my thing.
Sindel: There are other ways to be physical.
Jax: Woman, I'm an officer, not some gigolo!

Jax: Shiiiit, it's you!
Sindel: Why do I keep hearing that?
Jax: Word is, you're a wrecking ball.

Jax: You tangled with my baby girl.
Skarlet: She bled like the child she is.
Jax: Time for the grown-ups to bleed.

Jax: Still serving Shao Kahn, Skarlet?
Skarlet: He will conquer this realm.
Jax: Over my dead god-damned body.

Jax: Is your head in this mission?
Sonya: Could ask you the same thing, Jax.
Jax: I'm not the one sweatin' Johnny Cage.

Jax: One day, our kids will replace us.
Sonya: I will not go gentle into that good night.
Jax: Let's rage against the dying of the light.

Jax: Turning on me, Sonya?
Sonya: Pushing you to be all you can be.
Jax: When am I not?

Jax: Discipline's never been your problem.
Sonya: I don't have problems, just solutions.
Jax: Thinking that way is problematic.

Jax: Maybe Raiden can help you.
Spawn: There's no saving me.
Jax: You're giving me no choice, Al.

Jax: Looks like life ain't been easy.
Spawn: The real bitch is the afterlife.
Jax: I heard that.

Jax: Nobody questions my loyalty.
Spawn: There's a snake in every operation.
Jax: You wanna be startin' somethin'?

Jax: What do they call you back home?
Sub-Zero: They call me Grandmaster.
Jax: Don't get out much, do you?

Jax: This a friendly fight, Sub-Zero?
Sub-Zero: I prefer to see your full strength.
Jax: Stone cold. I like that.

Jax: So the Lin Kuei train Special Forces. I'll be.
Sub-Zero: It was at General Blade's request.
Jax: General Blade. Still not used to that.

Jax: How long you been here?
Terminator: Two weeks.
Jax: Two weeks too long, you ask me.

Jax: You just can't go around killing people.
Terminator: Why not?
Jax: You just can't! Trust me.

Johnny Cage: Tar-ka-TAN? Tar-KAY-tan? Which is it?
Baraka: It's Tarkatan, Earthrealmer.
Johnny Cage: Katan'? You ain't soft and fuzzy.

Johnny Cage: You are box office gold, dude.
Baraka: I won't play your lackey, Cage.
Johnny Cage: Really? Cause I'm feeling a BFF vibe here.

Johnny Cage: Wait one sec, Nosferatu.
Baraka: For what, Earthrealmer?
Johnny Cage: And. action!

Johnny Cage: No one can be as strong, or as fast, as a Cage.
Cassie Cage: You trying to tell me I can dodge bullets?
Johnny Cage: That when you're ready, you won't have to.

Johnny Cage: Don't most kids and their dads just shoot hoops?
Cassie Cage: When have I ever been 'most kids'?
Johnny Cage: You got me there.

Johnny Cage: Grandma Carlton told you my secret?
Cassie Cage: Johnny Pee-Pants'?
Johnny Cage: I had one accident. One!

Johnny Cage: What's cookin', good lookin'?
Cassie Cage: Ewww, No. Seriously?!
Johnny Cage: Wait, what?! Not what I meant!

Johnny Cage: You thinking what I'm thinking?
Cetrion: That you are a vapid, arrogant child?
Johnny Cage: Don't let that stop you.

Johnny Cage: Sorry, babe, the name ain't working.
Cetrion: Cetrion' embodies virtue and light.
Johnny Cage: Sounds like a damn insurance company.

Johnny Cage: So you and Rai-Dude, both Elder Gods.
Cetrion: He is only a demi-god.
Johnny Cage: Talk about splittin' hairs.

Johnny Cage: I owe you big, Beetle Babe.
D'Vorah: For what, human?
Johnny Cage: For inspiring 'The Exterminator'.

Johnny Cage: Of all the gin joints, in all the towns.
D'Vorah: Quit babbling, Earthrealmer.
Johnny Cage: You're not walking outta mine.

Johnny Cage: Old Man me says you tried to whack him.
D'Vorah: A failure This One corrects today.
Johnny Cage: Not a chance, Centi-puke.

Johnny Cage: No one takes shots at the tattoo.
Erron Black: I just did, Cage.
Johnny Cage: I'm gonna beat you back to Tex-ass-istan.

Johnny Cage: Am I on the right soundstage?
Erron Black: Just get ready to draw.
Johnny Cage: Shouldn't a tumbleweed roll through first?

Johnny Cage: Oh dude, I love Westerns!
Erron Black: The bullets are real, Cage.
Johnny Cage: So are my fists.

Johnny Cage: What's up, Frosty the Snow Chick?
Frost: Your time, Cage.
Johnny Cage: Clever girl.

Johnny Cage: You know there's a word for girls like you.
Frost: I hope it's 'assassin'.
Johnny Cage: Yep. That's it.

Johnny Cage: Normally I don't judge having work done.
Frost: Kronika perfected me, Cage.
Johnny Cage: Have you looked in a mirror lately?

Johnny Cage: Yeah, Fatal Infinity wasn't my best work.
Fujin: Were you not focused, Johnny?
Johnny Cage: I was three sheets to the wind.

Johnny Cage: Earthrealm's savior has arrived.
Geras: Savior? Where?
Johnny Cage: Bullshit you haven't heard of me.

Johnny Cage: The look's stylin' but I-I don't get it.
Geras: You mind is too simple, Johnny Cage.
Johnny Cage: Simply irresistible, baby.

Johnny Cage: You hung with my ancient ancestors?
Geras: Many centuries ago.
Johnny Cage: Were they too sexy for their shirts too?

Johnny Cage: You and Cass'll play soldiers turned private eyes.
Jacqui: Working for you, our mysterious boss?
Johnny Cage: Say hello to 'Johnny's Angels'.

Johnny Cage: You got your father's eyes, Jacqui.
Jacqui: And his left hook.
Johnny Cage: What about his glass jaw?

Johnny Cage: You really like Future Johnny better.
Jacqui: Name one person who doesn't.
Johnny Cage: Me.

Johnny Cage: So I was a good dad to Cass?
Jacqui: Once you finished all twelve steps.
Johnny Cage: Whoa! Hold the phone. Rehab?

Johnny Cage: My green magic, your green outfit.
Jade: By the gods, no.
Johnny Cage: Your loss, sweetheart.

Johnny Cage: Doesn't Outworld have actors?
Jade: Pretending' is a child's pastime.
Johnny Cage: And a noble profession.

Johnny Cage: Dated a beauty queen looked just like you.
Jade: I pity that poor woman.
Johnny Cage: Pity me! She was insanely high maintenance.

Johnny Cage: Y'know, I'm live-streaming this.
Jax: You have what, five followers?
Johnny Cage: Whole world'll watch me kick your ass.

Johnny Cage: I always thought it'd be you and Sonya.
Jax: I told you, it wasn't like that.
Johnny Cage: Deep down you wish it was.

Johnny Cage: Call me Captain Cage!
Jax: You just play one on TV.
Johnny Cage: Busted! I knew you were a fan.

Johnny Cage: C'mon, help a brother out.
Jax: Screw you and your gladiator reality show.
Johnny Cage: Only get one shot at fame, Jax.

Johnny Cage: Well look at the two of us.
Johnny Cage: Star power to spare, homie.
Johnny Cage: We're gonna kill this summer's box office.

Johnny Cage: We. Are. Sexy.
Johnny Cage: We are sexy bitches!
Johnny Cage: This is re-goddamned-diculous.

Johnny Cage: I do my own stunts. You?
Johnny Cage: I got people for that.
Johnny Cage: Poseur.

Johnny Cage: Hands down. Best stand-in ever.
Johnny Cage: I'm the star. You're the stand in.
Johnny Cage: Keep dreaming, Mini-Me.

Johnny Cage: I need an answer, it's killing me.
Johnny Cage: What's the trouble, Double Double?
Johnny Cage: Are we Johnny Cages or Johnnies Cage?

Johnny Cage: We're filming this, right?
Johnny Cage: Gotta get it in one take.
Johnny Cage: This is us you're talking about.

Johnny Cage: No beard, so not evil, right?
Johnny Cage: Fight me and find out.
Johnny Cage: Okay, (chuckle) now I'm thinking evil.

Johnny Cage: I got it! Twin cops!
Johnny Cage: We'll hunt down a Triad gang leader!
Johnny Cage: Yes! And we'll call it Double. something.

Johnny Cage: Is there a point to your evil?
Joker: No. Should there be?
Johnny Cage: I do not want to know your origin story.

Johnny Cage: Time for a company move back to your universe.
Joker: Worried that I'll steal the show?
Johnny Cage: That you'll serve me with chianti and fava beans.

Johnny Cage: What kinda name is Kabal?
Kabal: Got a better suggestion, Cage?
Johnny Cage: From now on, you're Carlos.

Johnny Cage: I hear you're fast.
Kabal: You'll be dead in a split second.
Johnny Cage: Bring it, Speedy.

Johnny Cage: I know studio execs tougher than you.
Kabal: No suit's gonna slit your throat.
Johnny Cage: Have you been to Hollywood?!

Johnny Cage: You are one mean sonofabitch.
Kano: The meanest, Hollywood.
Johnny Cage: Nope, that would be my agent.

Johnny Cage: Your fight cage was disgusting.
Kano: Wanna lick the blood off the floor?
Johnny Cage: Tempting, but no.

Johnny Cage: Why a Russian fight club?
Kano: Just going where the fans are.
Johnny Cage: You got a showman's instincts there, Kano.

Johnny Cage: Stop sniffing around Cassie and Sonya.
Kano: Can't. I'm like a dog with a bone.
Johnny Cage: You're gonna be a dog with a fist up it's ass.

Johnny Cage: Liu Kang deserves a tip of the hat.
Kitana: You deserve the tips of my blades.
Johnny Cage: Once they touch me they'll be worth a fortune.

Johnny Cage: Gotta strike while the iron's hot, Kitana.
Kitana: My life story is not for sale.
Johnny Cage: Warrior princesses are the shit right now.

Johnny Cage: Looking forward to a kinder, gentler Outworld.
Kitana: Why? Because I'm a woman?
Johnny Cage: Well that and you're banging Liu Kang.

Johnny Cage: You like being Shao Kahn's lummox?
Kollector: I serve to improve my station.
Johnny Cage: Seems more like you're his bitch.

Johnny Cage: You need a side hustle?
Kollector: Doing what, Earthrealmer?
Johnny Cage: Studio's holding up my residuals.

Johnny Cage: You get points off the net or the gross?
Kollector: Shao Kahn pays me first.
Johnny Cage: I so need a better agent.

Johnny Cage: What am I in for? A Kotality?
Kotal Kahn: Careful whom you mock, Earthrealmer.
Johnny Cage: Oh I'm being real careful.

Johnny Cage: You just need a cop, a sailor, and a cowboy.
Kotal Kahn: For what, Johnny Cage?
Johnny Cage: Only the greatest disco reboot ever.

Johnny Cage: Any chance Jade has a sister?
Kotal Kahn: None with whom you would have one.
Johnny Cage: If I had a nickel for every time I've heard that.

Johnny Cage: Kung Pao, my man!
Kung Lao: I am done correcting you, Cage.
Johnny Cage: Sorry, it's- it's like a reflex.

Johnny Cage: What's Liu Kang got that I haven't got?
Kung Lao: A personality not at all like sanding paper?
Johnny Cage: Ouch.

Johnny Cage: Oh look, the Shaolin spin doctor.
Kung Lao: Come to fight the Ugly American.
Johnny Cage: Ugly? Or Sexiest?

Johnny Cage: Shadow kick beats flying kick.
Liu Kang: Bicycle kick beats shadow kick.
Johnny Cage: But a nut punch wins the day.

Johnny Cage: Y'know making movies is no walk in the park.
Liu Kang: For the stunt men taking your hits.
Johnny Cage: You think I don't take hits? Hit me!

Johnny Cage: I admire Sonya's strategic mind.
Liu Kang: It's not her mind you're admiring.
Johnny Cage: It's true.

Johnny Cage: Nothing or Double? God bless you.
Liu Kang: My mind and my spirit are as one.
Johnny Cage: Then let's shake the Pillars of Heaven.

Johnny Cage: Whoa-ho-ho! No way, hot lips. No dice.
Mileena: Oh, you reject me, Cage?
Johnny Cage: I like leading ladies, not femmes fatale.

Johnny Cage: Woo! Did Baraka and Kitana get busy?!
Mileena: Such a coupling is impossible, Earthrealmer.
Johnny Cage: Where there's a will, there's a way.

Johnny Cage: Did an agent get you this part?
Nightwolf: It was the Great Spirit.
Johnny Cage: She taking on new clients?

Johnny Cage: We have something in common?
Nightwolf: I too, was once young and foolish.
Johnny Cage: But I looked good doing it.

Johnny Cage: Let me guess. You're pure evil.
Noob Saibot: My soul swims in darkness.
Johnny Cage: Ick. Watch for floaters, man.

Johnny Cage: Hey there tall, dark, and gruesome.
Noob Saibot: An apt description.
Johnny Cage: Do you not get I'm mocking you?

Johnny Cage: Making you laugh is impossible.
Noob Saibot: You admit defeat?
Johnny Cage: Yes. You're the black hole of comedy.

Johnny Cage: I hear I'm the one who takes down Shinnok.
Raiden: It is his Amulet which finishes him.
Johnny Cage: Yeah but this guy softens him up.

Johnny Cage: Your blue stone amulet stop cracking?
Raiden: It disappeared in the time merger.
Johnny Cage: So much for that MacGuffin.

Johnny Cage: Why wasn't I your 'Chosen One'?
Raiden: Do you have all day, Johnny Cage?
Johnny Cage: Yeah. I do.

Johnny Cage: This whole Dad thing's got me bugging.
Raiden: It requires maturity and wisdom.
Johnny Cage: Can I get a pill for that?

Johnny Cage: That look just screams 'artist'!
Rain: I am a god, fool.
Johnny Cage: Baby, you're a star!

Johnny Cage: So you're Edenian, like Jade?
Rain: Yes, Earthrealmer. Why?
Johnny Cage: You know if she's got a sister?

Johnny Cage: Are you sure you've never been on camera?
Rambo: Not in this life, friend.
Johnny Cage: Damn, you look familiar.

Johnny Cage: Y'know sharing your story might be therapeutic.
Rambo: And making it a movie would you serious cash.
Johnny Cage: Whoa, John! it's a win win!

Johnny Cage: Part man. Part machine. All cop.
Robocop: That is correct.
Johnny Cage: Please tell me no one's signed you.

Johnny Cage: You ever consider doing movies?
Robocop: Are you serious?
Johnny Cage: Absolutely. Can you sing?

Johnny Cage: Since when are you and Sub-Zero besties?
Scorpion: We joined forces to battle Quan Chi.
Johnny Cage: Gotta stop missing story meetings.

Johnny Cage: C'mon, on merch alone you'll be killing it!
Scorpion: The Shirai Ryu are not for sale.
Johnny Cage: Way to waste a cinematic universe.

Johnny Cage: All I'm saying, is it's brand confusion.
Scorpion: D'Vorah is a mere bug.
Johnny Cage: But she is scorpion adjacent.

Johnny Cage: If I beat you, I'm the new Chosen One?
Shang Tsung: You were not born into this realm to beat me.
Johnny Cage: I was born to bring the Boom.

Johnny Cage: Once upon a time I beat Shinnok.
Shang Tsung: My, you have a colorful imagination.
Johnny Cage: Look it up, I laid him out!

Johnny Cage: How is Shao Kahn not a Shokan?
Shao Kahn: It's irrelevant, imbecile.
Johnny Cage: Dude I lose sleep over shit like this.

Johnny Cage: Where's your soul brother, Ermac?
Shao Kahn: Why do you care, Earthrealmer?
Johnny Cage: Still owe him for my knee.

Johnny Cage: Film crew's just about set up.
Shao Kahn: They'll document your demise.
Johnny Cage: Only I get to improvise.

Johnny Cage: Y'know the evil overlord bit's played out.
Shao Kahn: What would you suggest?
Johnny Cage: Right now it's all anti-heroes.

Johnny Cage: Must take work, keeping four arms that strong.
Sheeva: They are strengthened by daily slaughter.
Johnny Cage: A gym membership would be a whole lot easier.

Johnny Cage: What's it take for a guy to bag a Shokan?
Sheeva: Try being respectful and submissive.
Johnny Cage: Respectful, fine. Submissive? Ha ha. No way.

Johnny Cage: 1989 called. Wants its hair back.
Sindel: My hair will be your doom, Johnny Cage.
Johnny Cage: It's definitely a nightmare.

Johnny Cage: You look like a Tawny--no, Kimberly!?
Sindel: Empress Sindel, you simpering slob.
Johnny Cage: I've got it: I'll call you Lizzy.

Johnny Cage: So I'm guessing you wanna chew me up.
Skarlet: And spit out your bones, Cage.
Johnny Cage: Watch out, she's a maneater.

Johnny Cage: I'll keep my blood inside me, thank you.
Skarlet: There's enough to share.
Johnny Cage: Where's that green glow when I need it?

Johnny Cage: What's that, Skarlet?
Skarlet: The Gods as my witness, I'll never go thirsty again.
Johnny Cage: Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

Johnny Cage: In your heart, you're glad to see me.
Sonya: Ugh. Then why's my stomach ready to puke?
Johnny Cage: Eh, it's nerve-wracking dating an Adonis.

Johnny Cage: At some point, you and I get busy.
Sonya: Ugh. Don't even want to think about it.
Johnny Cage: It's all you ever think about.

Johnny Cage: What's it gonna take for you to respect me?
Sonya: Partial, maybe full vasectomy?
Johnny Cage: I love it when you talk dirty.

Johnny Cage: Marry me and be Hollywood royalty.
Sonya: And get hounded 24-7 by paparazzi?
Johnny Cage: Like they'd mess with you.

Johnny Cage: And the award for Best Costume goes to--
Spawn: It's more than a costume, Cage.
Johnny Cage: Hello! That's why it's a winner!

Johnny Cage: I know, I seem like a clown to you.
Spawn: And I hate CLOWNS.
Johnny Cage: Then do NOT watch Ninja Mime.

Johnny Cage: You know what your problem with me is?
Sub-Zero: You take nothing seriously?
Johnny Cage: I'm cooler than you.

Johnny Cage: I found you the perfect summer job!
Sub-Zero: What would that be?
Johnny Cage: Human. Air conditioner.

Johnny Cage: Dating must be hard for you.
Sub-Zero: I have no time to socialize.
Johnny Cage: Well that and chicks hate guys with cold hands.

Johnny Cage: Dude, you have 'blockbuster' written all over you.
Terminator: Where?
Johnny Cage: Ha! And he's a comedian!

Johnny Cage: To be or not to be?
Terminator: Leave or be terminated.
Johnny Cage: Not to be.

Joker: I'm sorry, are you slobbering?
Baraka: Because I'm about to taste human flesh.
Joker: Ha ha! The joke's on you.

Joker: Those blades, those teeth!
Baraka: Realizing the ways I can kill you?
Joker: The bucks I'll make selling them in Gotham.

Joker: Well aren't you just as cute as a button.
Cassie Cage: And aren't you just as creepy as fuck.
Joker: Flattery will get you nowhere, deary.

Joker: We didn't meet the last time I was here.
Cassie Cage: This isn't your first visit?
Joker: Nobody told you? I was all the rage.

Joker: So this place has gods, too.
Cetrion: I defend the virtue of the realms.
Joker: Virtue? What a joke.

Joker: Your Mommy Dearest likes stacking the deck.
Cetrion: All existence adheres to Kronika's design.
Joker: Not once I start shuffling the cards.

Joker: D'vorah, the entomologist's dream.
D'Vorah: No human will study This One, Joker.
Joker: You'll look spiffy, pinned to a board.

Joker: So you're this universe's Insect Queen?
D'Vorah: This One does has no desire to rule.
Joker: Where's your ambition, dearie?

Joker: Howdy there, partner!
Erron Black: Partner? You snot-slinging drunk?
Joker: Amused by the possibilities.

Joker: Am I welcome here, cowboy?
Erron Black: Like a porcupine at a nudist colony.
Joker: Well there's no need to be so prickly.

Joker: There's a gal I know you would love.
Frost: Is she a great cryomancer?
Joker: She's killer, Frost.

Joker: Ooo! A new groupie.
Frost: I'm here to kill you, not kiss you.
Joker: You really are a fan!

Joker: Well you're hardly impressive.
Fujin: Think you'll win this fight?
Joker: I'll leave you twisting in the wind.

Joker: Whatever you say, make it funny.
Fujin: You mere presence soils Earthrealm.
Joker: Well aren't you the pontificating windbag.

Joker: A little birdie told me you're immortal.
Geras: I cannot be killed, Joker.
Joker: It'll be oodles of fun trying.

Joker: I could've built something like you.
Geras: You lack both the skill and intelligence.
Joker: I don't know, I'm pretty mean with gadgets.

Joker: Well aren't you a vixen.
Jacqui: I'm off limits, Joker.
Joker: As if I respect boundaries.

Joker: My congratulations to the bride.
Jacqui: You know about me and Takeda?
Joker: Pain makes your fiancée very chatty.

Joker: Why so prickly, Princess?
Jade: Kitana's court doesn't need a jester.
Joker: But I'll make you die laughing.

Joker: Ever give thought to a life of crime?
Jade: Not once, not ever.
Joker: What a waste of material.

Joker: A lifetime of sacrifice, and for what?
Jax: The pride of serving my family and country.
Joker: You sound like that big, blue boy scout.

Joker: Pick quickly! Sonya or your little girl?
Jax: What the hell have you done, Joker?!
Joker: Oh this joke's gonna kill.

Joker: Tell your producers I'll star in your next film.
Johnny Cage: A killer clown? Cliché city.
Joker: Just wait 'til they get a load of me.

Joker: You're the biggest star here?
Johnny Cage: Or the brightest, baddest. You get the idea.
Joker: Let's try the 'deadest'.

Joker: Finally a friendly face!
Joker: Friendly? Try deadly!
Joker: We'll get along just fine.

Joker: Two jokers walk into a bar.
Joker: And only one leaves.
Joker: I like how you think.

Joker: How many of us are there?
Joker: Who knows? I've killed at least a dozen.
Joker: So have I.

Joker: We'll have to make do as a dynamic duo.
Joker: Only two of us?! That's an injustice!
Joker: What we could do with a third.

Joker: Everywhere I go, there's a speedster.
Kabal: My apologies for boring you.
Joker: None needed, you'll be dead in a flash.

Joker: Care to put your swords to good use?
Kabal: As long as the money's no joke.
Joker: I knew we'd be fast friends.

Joker: You don't want to be part of my masterpiece?
Kano: Anarchy's bad for business, mate.
Joker: Oh Kano, how do we get to Ka-yes?

Joker: I'm here to join your merry band of cutthroats!
Kano: It's invitation only, you drongo.
Joker: I've got your invitation right here.

Joker: Outworld could use some anarchy.
Kitana: Not as long as I am Kahn.
Joker: Then make way for Emperor Joker.

Joker: Can you point me to that chap, Havik?
Kitana: So you can help stoke his chaos?
Joker: It'll be the gag of a lifetime!

Joker: I'm in the market for a new henchman!
Kollector: You could not afford me, Joker.
Joker: Why? You charge by the hand?

Joker: We ready? Let's see a show of hands.
Kollector: Mine will snap your bones.
Joker: Good luck trying to tickle my ivories.

Joker: Whatever happened to Dark Kahn?
Kotal Kahn: Dark Kahn?
Joker: Oh that's right, you missed it.

Joker: Love the feathers, do you talk to birds?
Kotal Kahn: A ludicrous suggestion, jester.
Joker: Really? I know a king who talks to fish.

Joker: Once a sidekick, always a sidekick.
Kung Lao: My skills stand alone, Joker.
Joker: You're an overripe second banana.

Joker: That chapeau is a thing of beauty.
Kung Lao: It is also an incredibly deadly weapon.
Joker: Who says looks can't kill?

Joker: You're friends with Hat Man aren't you?
Liu Kang: If you refer to Kung Lao, yes.
Joker: I hope you weren't too close.

Joker: Yet another high-kicking goody goody.
Liu Kang: I have no qualms taking your life.
Joker: Maybe this will be fun.

Joker: Well, where have you been hiding?
Mileena: Do I excite you, Joker?
Joker: I can't resist a beauty who's a beast.

Joker: I like face paint, you like war paint..
Nightwolf: What's your point, Joker?
Joker: That we could be super friends!

Joker: Manitou Raven, is that you?
Nightwolf: The name is Nightwolf.
Joker: Are you some kind of Apache chief?

Joker: Care to compare body counts?
Noob Saibot: Yours cannot possibly exceed mine.
Joker: Oh my dear boy, Look me up.

Joker: What's with the uber-goth cosplay.
Noob Saibot: I am death personified.
Joker: You look like death warmed over.

Joker: I thought lightning never strikes twice.
Raiden: In your case, I will make an exception.
Joker: Promise?

Joker: Say hello to your new Chosen One!
Raiden: I choose to finish you, Joker.
Joker: Well you don't have to be rude!

Joker: We meet again, sweet prince!
Rain: This time we battle to the last.
Joker: Let's go crazy!

Joker: There's steam coming out of your ears.
Rain: You die today, Joker!
Joker: Today's no good for me. Can I take a rain check?

Joker: Ah, ah, ah! These lips are sealed.
Rambo: What happens next! Spill It!
Joker: And ruin the cliffhanger?

Joker: Oh Rambro, we're meant to be bosom buddies!
Rambo: What the hell makes you say that?
Joker: We both see the world for the cesspool it is.

Joker: A new toy! Can I play?
Robocop: You're under arrest, Joker.
Joker: Oh goody! Cops and robbers.

Joker: Just think of this as a game.
Robocop: You're here to play?
Joker: I'm cashing you out.

Joker: There's a name for people like you.
Scorpion: Choose your next word carefully, Joker.
Joker: Humuhumunukunukuapu'aa!

Joker: Fancy meeting you here, Scorpy!
Scorpion: Sub-Zero knew how to find you.
Joker: And how is your new cuddle buddy?

Joker: You sonnuvabitch, you stole my face.
Shang Tsung: I could steal a lot more, Clown.
Joker: Never rub another man's rhubarb.

Joker: I hear you do impressions.
Shang Tsung: Unlike you, I am no cheap vaudevillian.
Joker: It takes a lot of money to look this cheap!

Joker: The bigger you are, the harder you'll fall.
Shao Kahn: The harder I'll punish, Joker.
Joker: Who said you could re-write me?!

Joker: Outworld needs a Clown Prince.
Shao Kahn: Your entrails will feed my war dogs.
Joker: See, I'd fit right in!

Joker: I could see myself in those arms.
Sheeva: They will crush you, Joker.
Joker: Ah, you'll make a great main squeeze.

Joker: Is it true big girls don't cry?
Sheeva: A Shokan would die before showing weakness.
Joker: I'm sure I can make you do both.

Joker: I love your flair for the dramatic.
Sindel: Speak again, knave, and I'll punish you.
Joker: Please do.

Joker: To what do I owe this privilege?
Sindel: That sick joke targeting me and Shao Kahn.
Joker: You have to admit it was funny.

Joker: In my heart, I'm an artist.
Skarlet: How is that, Joker?
Joker: I like nothing better than drawing blood.

Joker: Time to get the old blood moving.
Skarlet: You wish to exercise?
Joker: To cover the floor with yours.

Joker: You'd be prettier if you smiled.
Sonya: You die, I smile.
Joker: Oh, I like you.

Joker: Why so serious, Army Girl?
Sonya: Fought a lot of bad guys, but none like you.
Joker: You've saved the best for last.

Joker: What's your name, beautiful boy?
Spawn: Call me Spawn.
Joker: Well, Spawn, that's a lovely cape.

Joker: You look like a hugger, bring it in!
Spawn: I'll turn you inside-out ass-first, Clown.
Joker: I love it when they talk dirty!

Joker: Grandmaster Blueberry Ice, eh?
Sub-Zero: Only Johnny Cage may use that name and live.
Joker: You're hardly intimidating, snow cone.

Joker: Your girl Frost is quite the filly.
Sub-Zero: She became dead to me long ago.
Joker: Soon she'll be dead to me, too.

Joker: Would it kill you to smile?
Terminator: That is beyond my programming.
Joker: Such a party pooper.

Joker: Y'know, you remind me of Bats.
Terminator: Who is Bats?
Joker: Just another jerk with no sense of humor.

Kabal: Hook swords versus arm blades, eh?
Baraka: Leave or they will taste your flesh.
Kabal: Melodramatic much, Baraka?

Kabal: Kano wants to cut a deal.
Baraka: Have him make a decent offer.
Kabal: Beads and trinkets aren't enough?

Kabal: You look like both your parents.
Cassie Cage: How do you know them, Kabal?
Kabal: I always study my targets.

Kabal: Think you're fast?
Cassie Cage: I think you're butt-ugly.
Kabal: That's just hurtful, Cage.

Kabal: Time to pay up, Elder God.
Cetrion: Payment was contingent upon Kronika's success.
Kabal: It's not our fault she lost.

Kabal: Make me a god and we're even.
Cetrion: Such an act is forbidden.
Kabal: Live a little, Cetrion.

Kabal: You roaches are tough to kill.
D'Vorah: This One is Kytinn!
Kabal: Bug's a bug, D'Vorah.

Kabal: Damn, forgot my pesticide.
D'Vorah: Kytinn are immune to poison.
Kabal: Then hook swords'll have to do.

Kabal: Why so grim, Black?
Erron Black: I thought I was running with the big dogs.
Kabal: I'll give you a run for your money.

Kabal: I'm too fast to shoot.
Erron Black: I've hit a hummingbird at 50 yards.
Kabal: That's actually impressive.

Kabal: I'm as fast as greased lightning.
Erron Black: Look at you, speaking Texan.
Kabal: Figured I'd use words you'd understand.

Kabal: Just how cold are you?
Frost: Chilled to the core.
Kabal: That is super hot.

Kabal: Gonna be that cocky, gotta back it up.
Frost: Will bleeding you out do?
Kabal: That's the spirit.

Kabal: Thunder, wind, whatever.
Fujin: You dare mock Earthrealm's protectors?
Kabal: Hell yeah.

Kabal: What's your top wind speed?
Fujin: It's faster than your feet, Kabal.
Kabal: Here's your chance to prove it.

Kabal: I'll slice you up as fast as you heal.
Geras: Please, it only strengthens me.
Kabal: Sadomasochist.

Kabal: Am I under arrest?
Jacqui: I'm army, not police.
Kabal: Then I guess it's war.

Kabal: Your pops know you're fighting me?
Jacqui: Nope, and he's not gonna.
Kabal: He will when he gets the body bag.

Kabal: Outworlders throw shade at me now?
Jade: At least I have a sense of honor.
Kabal: Honor doesn't pay the bills.

Kabal: What's your beef with me?
Jade: It's not enough you're Kano's lackey?
Kabal: Well as long as it isn't personal.

Kabal: Give the 'hardass' thing a rest.
Jax: Gonna beat you until white meat shows.
Kabal: What did I just say?

Kabal: You army grunts are slow.
Jax: I'll take my time breakin' you.
Kabal: Gotta catch me first, Jax.

Kabal: Quit your whining already.
Johnny Cage: That cage fight was dirty pool.
Kabal: Should've just double-tapped you.

Kabal: So you're Hollywood royalty.
Johnny Cage: Feel free to curtsy, peasant.
Kabal: Fuck that.

Kabal: Your movies suck, Cage.
Johnny Cage: I'm the highest grossing movie star ever.
Kabal: Doesn't mean they're any good.

Kabal: I can't kill you fast enough.
Joker: My boy, you can't kill me at all.
Kabal: I've had it with that shit-eating grin.

Kabal: What happened to your last crew?
Joker: They came down with a really bad case of death.
Kabal: Forget it, Joker. No deal.

Kabal: Mavado? Is that you?
Kabal: I'm you from an alternate timeline.
Kabal: Yeah, right. That's what Mavado would say.

Kabal: Black Dragon or Red Dragon?
Kabal: Red Dragon all the way.
Kabal: Wrong answer, Future Me.

Kabal: Kano's a real pain in my ass.
Kabal: The boss is the boss, right?
Kabal: Since when are we so deferential?

Kabal: Mama always said, life's like an armed robbery.
Kabal: Never know who you're gonna kill.
Kabal: Run, Kabal, run!

Kabal: Pay me, boss man.
Kano: No quids 'til the job's done.
Kabal: I don't work for free.

Kabal: Time for a regime change.
Kano: Back off, you ungrateful yobbo.
Kabal: Proving my point, Kano.

Kabal: You're worth more dead than alive.
Kano: Trying to move up from the kids' table?
Kabal: Keep joking, it'll numb the pain.

Kabal: We should do business.
Kitana: I've no use for the Black Dragon.
Kabal: You'd be surprised, Princess.

Kabal: Maybe not Kano, but you can trust me.
Kitana: Give me a single reason, Kabal.
Kabal: Ah, I can't. You got me.

Kabal: How's business in Outworld?
Kollector: The new Kahn makes life difficult.
Kabal: What's it worth to you to kill her?

Kabal: Lose Shao Kahn, you could be top dog.
Kollector: I cannot betray the Emperor.
Kabal: Don't you want to collect the big score?

Kabal: Should I bother to offer our services?
Kotal Kahn: A fool lets a snake bite twice.
Kabal: Guess that's a 'no', then.

Kabal: So you just gave up your throne.
Kotal Kahn: Kitana proved herself more worthy.
Kabal: And you call yourself an Outworlder.

Kabal: Life in jail is too slow.
Kung Lao: The White Lotus can redeem you.
Kabal: I'd rather live free or die hard.

Kabal: This is Black Dragon territory.
Kung Lao: I declare it Kung Lao Country.
Kabal: Then we have a dispute, monk.

Kabal: Why should I reform, Liu Kang?
Liu Kang: Kano could turn against you anytime.
Kabal: Think he hasn't tried already?

Kabal: Finally, someone with reflexes.
Liu Kang: If only you were someone with morals.
Kabal: Morals don't win fights.

Kabal: You should up your arsenal, monk.
Liu Kang: With giant hook swords?
Kabal: What can I say, I'm eclectic.

Kabal: Bullshit you can imitate Kitana, not with that mouth.
Mileena: Now do you believe, Kabal?
Kabal: How in the hell is that possible?

Kabal: What's with the hungry eyes?
Mileena: I'm in the mood for a quick bite.
Kabal: I'm fast, but I'm not food.

Kabal: Kano still wants your tribe's artifacts.
Nightwolf: He may try again at his peril.
Kabal: I'll make sure it won't come to that.

Kabal: You could've gotten out like I did.
Nightwolf: Crime's no solution to poverty.
Kabal: Sure as hell worked for me.

Kabal: I gotta say, you're freaky.
Noob Saibot: Your fear feeds my darkness.
Kabal: Not afraid, just weirded out.

Kabal: Gonna put you down for good.
Noob Saibot: What is dead cannot die.
Kabal: Poetic, but bullshit.

Kabal: How fast are you, Raiden?
Raiden: Only lightning strikes as quickly.
Kabal: Oof, that's slow.

Kabal: Kronika promised me lots to end you.
Raiden: She brings chaos to the Realms!
Kabal: I'll take her chaos over your order any day.

Kabal: Kano wants his money.
Rain: Kotal lived. I owe your boss nothing.
Kabal: That was never the deal.

Kabal: So who the hell names their kid 'Rain'?
Rain: Do not dare insult my mother!
Kabal: She didn't do you any favors, friend.

Kabal: Any last words?
Rambo: Remember that you chose this, not me.
Kabal: Cut the crap and let's do this.

Kabal: There's no place to hide.
Rambo: Who's hiding? This ends here and now.
Kabal: Unless you're quick, you're dead.

Kabal: I thought about being police once.
Robocop: What kept you off the straight and narrow?
Kabal: Straight and narrow' doesn't pay shit.

Kabal: Are all cops back home like you?
Robocop: I am unique, Kabal.
Kabal: Then killing you is gonna be something special.

Kabal: The Shirai Ryu hiring, Scorpion?
Scorpion: We're family, not mercenaries.
Kabal: Too bad. I'm not looking for family.

Kabal: I see your future, Scorpion.
Scorpion: What future can a hired thug see?
Kabal: You're gonna burn fast and die hard.

Kabal: Shouldn't have gone up against us.
Scorpion: We should have finished it, Kabal.
Kabal: A mistake you're gonna pay for.

Kabal: I don't cut deals behind Kano's back.
Shang Tsung: Do you think he cares for your interests?
Kabal: What the hell is it to you?

Kabal: Stealing my soul won't make you faster.
Shang Tsung: Actually, that is precisely how it works.
Kabal: Eh, shit.

Kabal: Someone wants his throne back.
Shao Kahn: The offered aid is overpriced.
Kabal: At least try the free sample.

Kabal: All you've got is brute force?
Shao Kahn: And an indomitable will, Kabal.
Kabal: You still won't be fast enough.

Kabal: You can punch but you can't run.
Sheeva: Come test my footwork, Kabal.
Kabal: A royal invitation? I accept!

Kabal: Shao Kahn must be pissed at you.
Sheeva: I care little what that loudmouthed dolt thinks.
Kabal: You should. There's a price on your head.

Kabal: Like hell I'm one of your subjects.
Sindel: Yet you will be, Kabal.
Kabal: That was never the deal.

Kabal: Hate to bust up Shao Kahn's woman.
Sindel: I can break you with a scream.
Kabal: I'll break your sound barrier first.

Kabal: Hear you grew up poor, too.
Skarlet: It's why I'm always hungry.
Kabal: Take it somewhere else.

Kabal: We cut better deals than Shao Kahn.
Skarlet: You'll pay me in Black Dragon blood.
Kabal: Not happening, Skarlet.

Kabal: Gonna kill you for free, Sonya.
Sonya: How kind of you.
Kabal: What can I say, I'm charitable.

Kabal: Your whole family's a pain, Blade.
Sonya: Glad we piss you off.
Kabal: You're all about to share a grave.

Kabal: Don't run, that's too easy.
Spawn: Shit, I can teleport.
Kabal: Isn't that convenient, freakazoid.

Kabal: Here on Black Dragon business?
Spawn: Here to shut that shit down.
Kabal: What are you smoking, chief?

Kabal: Kano put a price on your head.
Sub-Zero: Did you come to inform me?
Kabal: I'm here to collect.

Kabal: You look familiar.
Sub-Zero: Our paths crossed years ago, Kabal.
Kabal: I'd never forget a fight.

Kabal: I run faster than you can catch.
Sub-Zero: You are skating on thin ice.
Kabal: More like speed-skating.

Kabal: Gonna chop you up and sell you for parts.
Terminator: Your swords cut coltan-titanium alloys?
Kabal: Like a hot knife through butter.

Kabal: Are you sure about that?
Terminator: Yes. Show me your speed.
Kabal: All right then, it's turbo time.

Kano: Better get right with Kronika.
Baraka: you and Kronika!
Kano: Now that's a bonzer attitude.

Kano: Did you ever use those guns?
Baraka: They were defective, Earthrealmer.
Kano: All sales final, Baraka.

Kano: You don't have the balls to kill me.
Cassie Cage: Don't need 'em, Captain Kangaroo.
Kano: Come on then, Sonya Two.

Kano: Your mum's gonna shed a few tears.
Cassie Cage: The General doesn't cry.
Kano: When she gets your head in a box, she will.

Kano: Aw, let's make nice, sweety.
Cassie Cage: That would be an epic disaster.
Kano: Ah, don't be such a Cassandra.

Kano: We had a deal, your holiness.
Cetrion: It is not in mother's interests to honor it.
Kano: Nobody welches on Kano.

Kano: I want proof Kronika will live up to her end.
Cetrion: She has given her word, Kano.
Kano: That and a quid'll get me a cuppa.

Kano: So we're in bizzo, eh D'Vorah?
D'Vorah: You are a means to This One's ends.
Kano: We'll get along just fine.

Kano: There is a discount for mates, y'know.
D'Vorah: This One is not your friend, Kano.
Kano: Well that's gonna cost you a bundle.

Kano: Shouldn't have walked out, Black.
Erron Black: Got bored of your brand of thieving.
Kano: Oh I can fix that, mate.

Kano: I need the drum on Kotal.
Erron Black: Not while he's got me in tall cotton.
Kano: What'll it take, Black?

Kano: You knew this was coming.
Erron Black: I'm just surprised it took this long, Kano.
Kano: No one leaves the Black Dragon.

Kano: Now you'd make a fine Black Dragon.
Frost: I'd run them better than you have.
Kano: Always a knocker, aren't you?

Kano: Got something to trade?
Frost: Plans for Sektor's cyber factory.
Kano: I'll take those off your hands.

Kano: Come to blow my house down?
Fujin: Something like that.
Kano: I'm the big bad wolf here, Fujin.

Kano: Where's your friend, Bo' Rai Cho?
Fujin: What business would you have with him?
Kano: His bar tab is long past overdue.

Kano: I'm owed for services rendered.
Geras: Payment will arrive in time.
Kano: Don't double-cross a double-crosser.

Kano: What'd Kronika make you out of?
Geras: Priceless elements from beyond the realms.
Kano: Priceless, eh?

Kano: Me an your Ol' Man go way back.
Jacqui: I know the story, Kano.
Kano: And you're still here? Ballsy.

Kano: Now why'd you knock back my offer?
Jacqui: I'm not a sellout, asshole.
Kano: We just haven't found the right price.

Kano: Don't you just look peachy.
Jade: Save your slobber, dog.
Kano: I could eat a peach for hours.

Kano: Turnin' on Shao Kahn was poor sport.
Jade: He hired you to punish me?
Kano: Hired? I'm doing this one for fun!

Kano: Jackson Briggs.
Jax: Ready to end this, Kano?
Kano: Well we ain't here to fuck spiders.

Kano: All this chasing's got me knackered.
Jax: Then turn yourself in, Kano.
Kano: Nah. Better just to kill you.

Kano: You'll tell Sonya I'm sorry?
Jax: You, sorry? For what?
Kano: For what I'm about to do to ya.

Kano: Never reckoned you'd be a father.
Jax: Think I'm too married to the job?
Kano: Reckoned I would've killed you first.

Kano: You're in over your head, Cage.
Johnny Cage: And you're about to lose yours.
Kano: Good luck with that, you drongo.

Kano: This time I'll make sure you're dead.
Johnny Cage: But there's no bridge to throw me off of.
Kano: Just need a knife to gut you.

Kano: You stole my face for Ninja Priest!
Johnny Cage: Art imitates life, Kano.
Kano: Taking my cut outta your hide.

Kano: If it's tail you want, I can get that.
Johnny Cage: Johnny Cage doesn't pay for it, Kano.
Kano: A scruple?! Note the date and time.

Kano: Back home, you're a criminal?
Joker: Behold Gotham's Clown Prince of Crime!
Kano: And I thought Cage was up himself.

Kano: What's with the shot fox grin?
Joker: I'm thinking about what's coming next.
Kano: Only you would find being gutted funny.

Kano: So what do I get for the price?
Joker: Chaos comes standard, mayhem costs extra.
Kano: What's the up charge for murder?

Kano: You're breaking with me, Kabal?
Kabal: It's business, not personal.
Kano: Either way, you're dead.

Kano: You wanna be Top Bloke, eh?
Kabal: Out with the old, in with the new.
Kano: I'm the Black Dragon, Kabal.

Kano: So much for you wasting Sonya.
Kabal: Special Forces raid, remember?
Kano: Crookest excuse I ever heard.

Kano: You oughta shoot through, mate.
Kano: Oy! Don't go crook on me.
Kano: Then find your own sheep to shear.

Kano: What's with all the coppers?
Kano: You're giving 'em a gobful, you drongo.
Kano: Ain't that the bloody point.

Kano: You and me could make bank.
Kano: Rack off, you bodgy replica.
Kano: Killing you will be a piece of piss.

Kano: What do you say we split some stubbies.
Kano: I don't split nothing with nobody.
Kano: It's just beer, mate.

Kano: You sheilas take forever getting ready.
Kitana: What's your hurry, Kano?
Kano: I haven't killed anything all day.

Kano: Hear you were Outworld's best assassin.
Kitana: And now I'm her Kahn, Earthrealmer.
Kano: What a waste.

Kano: I could use some extra hands.
Kollector: Mine are sworn to Shao Kahn.
Kano: Wasting your time with that sheep shagger.

Kano: You mucked up my business, mate.
Kollector: I collect all the Emperor requires.
Kano: The Black Dragon wants it back.

Kano: I'd apologize Kotal, but why insult you?
Kotal Kahn: I would not stay my hand, regardless.
Kano: Then let's just give it a burl.

Kano: C'mon it was business, not personal.
Kotal Kahn: Your business is cheating buyers?
Kano: Well, yeah.

Kano: Got scars where you stabbed me.
Kotal Kahn: Shall I increase your collection, Kano?
Kano: I still owe you for the first batch.

Kano: You bucking for promotion?
Kung Lao: Your defeat will improve my standing.
Kano: You'll still be a toady, Kung Lao.

Kano: How goes it, number two Shaolin?
Kung Lao: Surrender is your best option, Kano.
Kano: There's no money in surrender.

Kano: Why aren't you a Revenant?
Kung Lao: Do I look dead to you?
Kano: Right, I gotta gash you first.

Kano: You heard the Tale of the Dead Monk?
Kung Lao: No but I'm sure you'll tell me.
Kano: He was alive 'til he crossed Kano.

Kano: You monks have mantras, right?
Kung Lao: Do you have one, Kano?
Kano: Lie, cheat, steal, kill, win.

Kano: Poverty? Chastity? Who does that?
Liu Kang: The Shaolin do, Kano.
Kano: What a bunch of dills.

Kano: I'll make you rich, Liu Kang.
Liu Kang: And bankrupt my soul?
Kano: It ain't worth nothing anyway.

Kano: You want someone to blame, look in the mirror.
Mileena: My only mistake was trusting you.
Kano: Eh, put a cork in your whinging will you?

Kano: Well color me gobsmacked. You and Tanya?
Mileena: Name your price, Kano. I must avenge her.
Kano: Because it's personal, it's gonna cost extra.

Kano: Mucked up my payday, Nightwolf.
Nightwolf: No one steals from the Matoka.
Kano: Oh, I always get what I want.

Kano: You were a mess when I found you.
Nightwolf: Becoming Nightwolf made me whole.
Kano: I could've made you bloody rich.

Kano: What're you, the Prince of Darkness?
Noob Saibot: I am death's hand.
Kano: Bugger off, mate.

Kano: You ever hire out?
Noob Saibot: I do not need money.
Kano: Gotta be something you need.

Kano: Now why is it we ain't mates, Raiden?
Raiden: Perhaps your life of sin and licentiousness.
Kano: Yeah, that could be it.

Kano: Reckoned you'd have visited me sooner.
Raiden: Your petty crimes are usually beneath notice.
Kano: Then I ain't trying hard enough, am I?

Kano: For the right price, I can give you Edenia.
Rain: How, Kano?
Kano: That info's gonna cost you, mate.

Kano: Now why does a half god need a bloke like me?
Rain: I require your unique expertise.
Kano: I'm listening.

Kano: Soldiering is for dills.
Rambo: No surprise you never served.
Kano: Why serve when I can get paid?

Kano: Let's see what you got.
Rambo: You got one last chance to rethink this.
Kano: I wouldn't miss this for the world.

Kano: You supposed to be Super Cop?
Robocop: I'm Officer Alex Murphy.
Kano: You're a dead man, you yobbo.

Kano: Good bizzo's where you find it.
Robocop: I can't be bought, Kano.
Kano: Just think about it, chum.

Kano: You've made quite the face turn.
Scorpion: It is good to be myself once more.
Kano: So much for being mates.

Kano: Why turn down Our Lady Kronika?
Scorpion: There were too many strings attached, Kano.
Kano: You weren't getting a better deal.

Kano: You buggered the whole plan, mate.
Scorpion: Better to die with honor.
Kano: What good's honor if you don't get paid?

Kano: Mister Shang Tsung himself.
Shang Tsung: I require your 'merchandise', Kano.
Kano: I just sold it all to Kronika.

Kano: Your island's gone to shit.
Shang Tsung: Then why be so keen to claim it?
Kano: None of your damn business.

Kano: We've done bizzo before, Shao Kahn.
Shao Kahn: Your weapons brought no victory.
Kano: Because you gave them to Tarkatans.

Kano: Want your Kollector back? Pay up.
Shao Kahn: Return him or you'll perish.
Kano: You gonna yabber, or we gonna deal?

Kano: Oh, lovely Queen of the Shokan!
Sheeva: Careful, you may slip on that oil you're spilling.
Kano: Slip on it with me and let's dance.

Kano: What services can I provide, m'lady?
Sheeva: I need to break someone in half.
Kano: Aw, I hate leaving a customer unsatsified.

Kano: Well, well, I never knew.
Sindel: Knew what, you ugly rusting half-man?
Kano: Shao Kahn married such a wicked witch.

Kano: Be keen on a bit of human trafficking?
Sindel: I don't barter with bottom-feeders.
Kano: That's bad for business, luv.

Kano: Now your blood's worth bottling.
Skarlet: Should I be bothered or bewitched?
Kano: It's a compliment down under, love.

Kano: Want to taste Australia's best blood sausage?
Skarlet: I'd rather taste your blood, Kano.
Kano: Would you settle for me sausage?

Kano: Welly welly. 'ello, Sonya.
Sonya: Can it, Tinhead.
Kano: How long you been practicin' that one?

Kano: C'mon, let's make a deal.
Sonya: I only deal in dead criminals.
Kano: Talking out of your clacker, luv.

Kano: Still mad as a cut snake.
Sonya: A lot of my guys got killed because of you.
Kano: But look how it brought us together.

Kano: How are your stems today?
Sonya: Fit to choke a man dead.
Kano: Til I snip-snip your li'l tendons.

Kano: Weapons or no weapons, Blade?
Sonya: I'm even more dangerous unarmed.
Kano: Weapons it is.

Kano: The eye ain't fashion, it's functional.
Spawn: What is it with bad guys and laser eyes?
Kano: What's the point in a covert kill?

Kano: Kabal says you got beef, Spooky.
Spawn: You're sick and demented.
Kano: And those aren't even my best qualities.

Kano: You frozen inside? Blood and whatnot?
Sub-Zero: You will never find out.
Kano: Oh, I will when I cut you open.

Kano: Oy! Aren't you supposed to be Cyber?
Sub-Zero: I escaped that grim fate.
Kano: Yeah well I like Cybers better.

Kano: Where'd you get that scar?
Sub-Zero: You know.
Kano: Oh that's right, me!

Kano: I don't suppose you hire out.
Terminator: I'm a Terminator, not a mercenary.
Kano: Who says you can't be both?

Kano: You got electro nets or rocket launchers?
Terminator: No.
Kano: Ain't much of a cyber then.